[insert witty title here]

[fvckyouimaprophet]

Cats, directed by Tom Hopper

[stutterhug]

Comparing Pets

Tapastic. Twitter.

[unexplained-events]

Fata Morgna

A Superior Mirage that comes from the Italian term named after the Arthurian sorceress Morgan le Fay, from a belief that these mirages, often seen in the Strait of Messina, were fairy castles in the air or false land created by her witchcraft to lure sailors to their deaths. It’s also believed that this illusion caused the myth of The Flying Dutchman to emerge.

[chameshida]

idk if this count as redraw reigen

[space-ace-in-the-space-race]

We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

[tacomel420]

singing in musicals: *perfect harmonies* we’re all in this together!

singing to myself: *one note only* heating up some soup! heating up some soup! ya put it in the microwave and watch it spin around!

[whineandcheese]

people who don’t have cases on their phones make me nervous like why u tempting fate

[centimeterstall]

Because we have yet to experience Consequences. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

When You Add “-ing” to Movie Titles (images via imgur) Previously: Classic Movie Quotes Updated for the Digital Age

[magpie-allosaurus]

I love how Pacific Rim is the only one without Quote xD

[armellin]

Yeah, one of them is not like the others.

[the-brodie-set]

Bennet: Fly fishing gear Biden: Brake pads Cory: Marvel Studios Bullock: I like a nice slab serif, but who are you? Fix your kerning and you have two different blues! Pete: Trendy jeans Julian: Should’ve made your accent red De Blasio: Gross, try again without Power Point Delaney: Blank VHS tapes? Tulsi: Multiplayer space game for Playstation Gillibrand: Sex and the City Gravel: Is that the Discovery Channel font? Are you rocks? Harris: Unbreakable Kamala Schmidt Hickenlooper: The studio that brought you Minions Inslee: Too pharmaceutical. Ask your Dr if Inslee is right for you. Amy: No one knows you, Amy. Stop acting like we’re on first name basis. Wayne: Talk to Amy Seth: Feels gross to say and the arrow in your star points right, so that’s awkward Beto: Actual Whataburger spicy ketchup Tim Ryan: Please don’t copy Cory’s work. Eyes on your own paper. Bernie: Toothpaste Swalwell: Top Gun Warren: Expensive spring water. That N makes my jaw hurt. Marianne: Cosmetics Yang: Small airline

[elfybean]

[a-huge-nerd]

https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/ dont forget 

[elfybean]

My friends, the full set has been revealed to us!

[defydamage]

I love you Archbishop Frank.

[elodieunderglass]

The continuity of these is what sells it to me every time

[tairneanaich]

Why is there always a member of the clergy

[usswnt]

"Sorry-ass fucking men from the US Soccer team ain't ever won shit, ain't gonna ever win shit, can't even get out of the fucking first round. Pay them ladies. Pay them girls what they're worth." -Snoop Dogg, 2019

[historieofbeafts]

It’s been a while since we checked in on how the Renaissance is doing with its ocean mysteries, so here is a marine biology update circa 1550.

Seals come in two forms:

Buff

& Triangular

Walruses are horrifying

But whales are worse

Fish can have human faces

but not always where you’d expect

As for the rest

… it’s probably better left alone.

[All images except chest face fish from Historiae animalium liber IV : De piscium & aquatilium animantium natura. Chest face fish from The noble lyfe & natures of man of bestes, serpentys, fowles & fisshes yt be moste knowen]

[english-history-trip]

Tag yourself, I’m Terror Walrus

[chessys]

u got through everything u didnt think u were strong enough for

[thexfiles]

David Tennant plays every character like his only contractual obligation is to be a little bit slutty

[thexfiles]

david tennant signing on to any role:

[philomonstrum]

[buttonpoetry]

From Rudy Francisco’s book, HELIUM.

[sad-goddess-blog]

person: there’s something i have to tell you  my anxiety: *the pink panther theme* 

[his-quietus-make]

Shakespeare plays as Onion headlines

Hamlet: 

Twelfth Night:

Macbeth:

Julius Caesar:

Titus Andronicus: 

Henry IV Part 1:

Two Gentlemen of Verona:

Measure for Measure:

Coriolanus:

Othello:

The Tempest:

The Winter’s Tale:

King Lear:

[400barrels]

OTHELLO JFC

[venusic-deactivated20250912]

So I made this soda pop zodiac art. This one is Aries, do you guys prefer this or the hand art? :0 let me know pls!