Mama Bear

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

would NOT let hannibal hit the blunt. what if he gets the munchies and eats me

[intosnarkness]

legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

[kiiingsnake]

snakes are reversed vampires

they get energy from lying in the sun, they inject shitty blood IN with their fangs, and they have no hands

????? vampires have hands?????????

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

yeah??

[kiiingsnake]

ayo what the FUCK 

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

why wouldn’t they??

[kiiingsnake]

hey guys you’re allowed to call me the stupidest motherfucker on the earth but i unironcially thought vampire meant the same thing as vespa. i straight up believed that shit for the five seconds i took to comprehend this ask. what the fuck

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

THE FUCKING MOPED???

[kiiingsnake]

THE FUCKING MOPED

[that-house]

I’M SORRY YOU WHAT

[camellianswer]

vampires: exist

op:

[that-house]

VAMPIRES EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?

[kiiingsnake]

great job with my post guys. hit the showers

[rainbow-femme]

I’m not bitter

[echiosbrain]

I am bitter

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Literally every movie adaptation ever: Henry Jeckyll is just a poor victim of his evil side Mr Hyde!

The Actual Book: Henry Jeckyll is a weird fuck who turned himself into a monster man because he wanted to indulge in doing horrible things without fear of getting caught

[ripperblackstaff]

Add the phantom of the Opera !

[rumpykamon]

If you allow me-

[filthburger]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[ID: several handshake memes.

First one: Frankenstein and Dracula. Their joined hands are titled "no adaption actually following the original story".

Second one: Frankenstein, Dracula and Jekyll and Hyde. Their joined hands are titled "no adaption actually following the original story".

Third one: Frankenstein, Dracula, Jekyll and Hyde, The Phantom of the Opera, and The Picture of Dorian Gray. Their joined hands are titled "no adaption actually following the original story".

Fourth one: Frankenstein, Dracula, Jekyll and Hyde, The phantom of the Opera, and The picture of Dorian Gray. Their joined hands are titled "the nastiest orgy you ever saw". /end ID].

[ratchellectual-deactivated20230]

One of my former students, Danielle McLarty, shared this with me, and I honestly lost it 😭😩.

[givemeinternet]

This is a theater stage for a play

[tenofswords618-deactivated20140]

no thats a boss battle

[dexthorn]

[catgifsinthesenate]

This is the Bregenzer Festspiele opera house, and it’s worth noting that this is not a one-off. Every single one of their productions looks like a boss battle and/or smash bros stage

[beautifulwhensarcastic]

Peggy Carter meets Diana Prince. Steves follow. 

[funnytwittertweets]

[alanmorlock]

[gevion-deactivated20180225]

do you love the colour of the sky

[nostalgiahaven-deactivated20181]

[childhoodrecalled]

i am so so mad i never got 2 experience dis

gn

[lastvalyrian]

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

[joeal-kaysani]

I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

Funny Girl (1968) dir. William Wyler

[pricelessreviews]

[childhoodrecalled]

[2002slut]

these bitches only existed on hallmark cards

[riben-deactivated20230922]

They exist in my head and talk to each other while I drive to the.Store

[fuckassngga-deactivated20220907]

they rlly wildin out rn

[ottermatopoeia]

hingus bingus rave

[sleepyblackgirl]

its those mfs from MiB 1 and 2

[tiktokstowatch]

[simonalkenmayer]

...

No...

I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.

[starkie-md]

King Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury, Duke of York! They were murdered by their uncle!

[knightsintodreams]

She... she does

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[rockshitty]

mastermind level tactics