i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared
sports rpf fans: remember none of these men are actually gay and we're just shipping them for fun literally like playing with barbies because they're rich and deserve that
musician rpf fans: he's 80 and he's coming out this year! [2637 second hand sources that two band mates probably fondled each other like 73 times]
dan and phil: [kissing with tongue on patreon exclusively]
actor rpf fans: which could mean nothing
historical rpf fans: i don't care what historians say they were gay
Hi friends! As you may or may not know, I am getting married next week, and as my future husband and I are an international couple, that means bringing him to live with me is a lenghty and expensive process.
So, I am finally pulling the trigger on opening crochet comissions.
Do you have an OC you love to death? Your favourite obscure character has little to no merch? Worry not!
I offer fully custom, hand-made plushies made 100% with satin-smooth chenille yarn and polyfil stuffing.
PRICING
I offer my plushies in two sizes;
- 17 cm (6'6 inc) tall, made with 3mm thick yarn. $50-$80
- 35 cm (13'7 inc) tall, made with 6mm thick yarn. $100-$150
ARE CHARACTERS ALL YOU MAKE?
No! I make Pokemon, animals, and anything else your heart desires! However, they may come with additional cost of purchasing a sewing pattern. Here, the prices will vary depending on the complexity and number of colors. But if you reach out to me, I will be able to give you an estimated price.
IMPORTANT!
Please be aware that what I am offering are the PHYSICAL PLUSHIES that will actually arrive TO YOUR HANDS. That means you have to be prepared to;
1. Give me your address or a PO box
2. Pay additional shipping fees.
HOW IT WORKS?
You reach out to me with the character order.
I estimate full price of the plushie based on complexity and estimated amount of work
I take up-front pay for materials. Usually $25-$30 depending on amount of yarn needed
Within 3 days, I start working on your comission
You get regular updates on my progress, either daily or if a particular element is done, or if I want your opinion on a piece I am working on.
I send you pictures of a finished plushie, do any alternations you request, and then you give me your address.
At this point, I request payment of the remaining balance due on the plushie.
After I receive the payment, you receive the shipping confirmation :)
I accept payment via paypal & ko-fi.
For examples of my work, please see under the cut!
i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.
grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.
there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.
honestly buzerál is an awesome word. english should also have a word that means "to mess with some object or person repeatedly" but with the added layer that it is being done faggotishly. and you can apparently say it on the fucking news without any issue. apparently.
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