Combing Stars and Dreams Out of Her Hair

Holding Her Reflection in the Water Kissing the Moonlight in the Night Sky

[sixgills]

Werewolf from 2018 🌕🐺

[teaboot]

Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:

Bartholomew

Dolores

Norman

Harold

Magnolia

Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:

Maddison

Tanner

Skylar

Mckenzie

Logan

Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:

Elizabeth

Mary

Michael

Finnegan

Peter

Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:

Radish

Kerosene

Australopithecus

Anthill

Hedgemony

Names that are weird when you're normal:

Balthazar

Romulus

Clandestia

Persephone

Kremulon

Names that are normal when you're weird:

Al

[missmirrorselfie01]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[cumonangelxo]

i will play a song on repeat until it’s sick of me

[charl0ttan]

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

[boyquiet]

i always look to you

[mysticetes]

you freaks are gonna "do whatever you want forever" your way into a broken nose one of these days

[anglaised]

i actually feel like u weren’t even aggressive enough bc anyone who has parents who care abt them to an embarrassing degree genuinely has no idea how good they have it. i might b sensitive to it bc i’m in uni and its the time of year w new students all over again but i remember ppl being embarrassed that their parents came with them to see universities and accommodations and meanwhile i had to literally beg my mother to come with me to literally a few hours of an open day, and she got angry w me and refused to even do that. when i asked why she called me stupid. everyone just thought i was insanely independent for doing it myself.

“agree to disagree” if someone is the type of person who can go up to their mother and give them a hug unprompted without being worried about being snapped at or hit or pushed away, they literally have no place in this conversation. i’d kill for a mother who embarrassed me with how much she cared.

[bravelycowering]

a rather unfortunate hobby of mine is recreating undertale/deltarune songs so that i can replace the melody with megalovania. i dont know why i do this

[bravelycowering]

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like this

[bravelycowering]

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i will not be stopping

[bravelycowering]

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[bravelycowering]

you and i both know these bars are too far apart to stop me

[bravelycowering]

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aaand another one

[bravelycowering]

cant forget this one

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[bravelycowering]

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[bravelycowering]

probably something like this

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[gogogoat495]

[ID: A bunch of Undertale tracks with their instruments set to play Megalovania (Once Upon a Time, mus_st_him, Death by Glamour, Your Best Friend, Temmie Village, Start Menu, and Power of "NEO") with tags reading "#I think this might be illegal actually op #go to undertale jail" and a pic of OP's avatar in Papyrus' shed, and a comment by @cherub-investigation0802 reading "Okay now Im curious of what the inverse is like" with Megalovania set to play Fallen Down. /End ID]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

this is how it feels to shoot metal balls at orange and blue and sometimes green and sometimes pink balls

[petulantpony]

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

[petulantpony]

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

[cavernclaw]

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

[kosmogrl]

if you’re gonna be miserable and sad at least do it while you’re looking at some beautiful trees and the sun is warming your back etc etc #enjoyyoursummer

[louisegluckpdf]

every since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to aimlessly wander a blighted landscape

[adoredaqua]

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian summer