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listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

constellama

literally what I’m doing every day

duckbunny

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

duckbunny

like I mean this very seriously as writing advice. the character should experience events and make decisions that make them different at the end of the story. they should be changed. they do not have to be improved.

they can get worse. they can make decisions of an increasingly terrible nature. they can stop taking risks on kindness. they can discover how much they can get away with. they can find religion, or abandon it, with negative effects on their moral creed. the character has to develop. the character does not have to grow.

papayajuan2019

aight i had my breakdown time to go hard again

chiimeramanticore

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

#5:30 #pm #dimner #dunno what I’m gonna have #but a bojangles JUST opened by my house and I could get hefty off them biscuits

drazon-mantis

A Queen Wasp design that I enjoy for once. I love monster designs that have split jaws or mouths and adding the Breath of Evil as the tongue was a personal touch. She’s huge and stuck at the top of her hive, starving as she’s too busy trying to cause genocide

lesbian-toddhoward

me @ all my mutuals

corrya

I think about this like once a day

ornitharts

It’s so hard loving a complex fictional woman because assholes will try to turn you against her by listing off all her flaws and it’s like yeah no shit, that’s the whole point. What aren’t you getting about this?

#being a de fan but not a white Lily fan in crk….#or a pomegranate fan #glad I’m out of there #(new fave is Elita one and airachnid)#(it’s only slightly better here)

aint-love-heavy

I know we talk a lot about the literacy crisis and the horrible anti-intellectualism happening rn but I think we need to talk more about how much of an entitlement complex the stupidest among us have developed

#if someone said this to me I’d do my damndest to make sure #they never touched a piece of my writing again

halo-lll-odst

i think more robots should be disabled actually. robots whose bodies keep falling apart and need much more consistent repairs. robots whose bodily upkeep is hard and laborious and exhausting. robots who physically cant do things without help from another individual. robots who are imperfect and dont fit the bill of a flawless machine. i want more of this waiter please bring me more disabled robots

#transformers #stop giving Optimus prime his arm back #let him rip it off mid battle and windmill it into a decepticons face #keep that #but after that he loses it forever #one time windmilling #this has happened twice btw #ALSO STOP FIXING BUMBLEBEE’S VOICE #FFS #Let him stay disabled please #I know they’re aliens #but I think it fits

fatherofallfrankfurters

tfw father only gives you a single treato when you want many treatos

thesummoningdark

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

the-stray-liger

the fucking timestamp

thesummoningdark

Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.

It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.

ravenisbored26

More Transformers X Project Hail Mary but this time I think stratt deserves a big robot wife.

#op ur brain is so big

lesbianambulon

As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.