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I think genuinely I could make a million dollars if I invented a headphone that didn’t make an annoying as fuck beeping noise that interrupts your music every ten goddamn fucking seconds just cause it’s dying. SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW!!!
i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.
please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter
DEVASTATING NEWS...
THIS ELECTION IS ONCE AGAIN BEING BOUGHT BY BIG DOGGY(TM). THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE IS BEING SUBVERTED.
#ELMERAUDERS #RIGGED #STOPTHECOUNT
always some new bullshit in the ocean
Why is it always orcas or dolphins
Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once
worry not ☝️ they're doing coke
I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.
when you type up a really bad post you have two choices. you can either delete it, honing your sense of artistic discretion and practicing restraint [+5 Acumen, +1 Craft] or post it as is, submitting yourself to the critique (or lackthereof) of the masses and rejecting perfectionism [+X Notes, -7 Unease, +30* Defilement]
[Gained 0 Notes! Gained -7 Unease! Gained +30.4 Defilement...] hey what was that
liking my all my friend’s insta stories even though i have no idea what they’re on about #supportivefriend
Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation
They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.
levelheaded normalday preppers have been stockpiling sensible amounts of coffee and frozen meals for when the world is the same as it usually is
therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo
Still, not even Eve’s worst date.
Eve’s long-ass pockets first appearance
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hey so I was thinking I'm going to be sick from the feeling of it all later btw. Would you like to join
longtime viewers of me will know that I do not want tumblr fame and we all have a lil laugh about me getting weird when I got 50 notes one (1) time but equally funny I think would be if a single post managed to escape
imagine with me for a moment: you’re getting close to somebody else in your bio course or whatever. Things are going well. Maybe this friendships gonna leave the lecture hall. She reveals to you she has tumblr off-handedly. Perfect you think: you have tumblr too. This is your in. You reveal this and ask to follow her. She sort of hesitates a little but eventually says okay and gives you her blog. You don’t realize right away. But after a little bit of healthy new friendship stalking you realize that night and text her right away: HOLY SHIT YOU’RE PENCIL EATERS GEORG
For somebody who supposedly doesn’t want anybody to ever find her pencil eating post I sure do talk about it a lot
longtime viewers of me will know that I do not want tumblr fame and we all have a lil laugh about me getting weird when I got 50 notes one (1) time but equally funny I think would be if a single post managed to escape
imagine with me for a moment: you’re getting close to somebody else in your bio course or whatever. Things are going well. Maybe this friendships gonna leave the lecture hall. She reveals to you she has tumblr off-handedly. Perfect you think: you have tumblr too. This is your in. You reveal this and ask to follow her. She sort of hesitates a little but eventually says okay and gives you her blog. You don’t realize right away. But after a little bit of healthy new friendship stalking you realize that night and text her right away: HOLY SHIT YOU’RE PENCIL EATERS GEORG
longtime viewers of me will know that I do not want tumblr fame and we all have a lil laugh about me getting weird when I got 50 notes one (1) time but equally funny I think would be if a single post managed to escape
it’s lonely girl thing flop post Thursday btw if you even care
Does anybody know how to sucessfully take ur meds and not forget i think it is not possible sadly
*crying* *sniffling* maybe they should be allowed to throw rotten tomatoes at me like that creature
