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No thoughts just the 141 who's convinced there's something wrong with vulture hybrid!reader...
They've worked with you before on the field, gaz personally scouted you after a week-long op. Brilliant in combat, a deadly force. By all means, you should blend with the team.
Except...you don't, not really.
You're social, yes, but you seem to stutter around group meals. Something the team uses as a crutch for low-stakes bonding.
Gaz is the one to notice it first, how you always pick at your plate before eating it, as if trying to convince yourself to do so. You'll eat the meat after a moment, but the rest goes largely ignored.
So you're picky, that's no big deal as long as you're eating. Or, at least it isn't until Kyle and ghost step out for a smoke one night and find you rummaging through the trash.
You pop up with a bit of turkey from two days ago in your mouth, and stare them straight in the eyes before swallowing the rest of it, ruffling your feathers casually. "Evening."
"Sergeant. What the fuck." Gaz grimaces, stomach churning at even the thought of that taste. More than that, worried sick about what the hell drove you to eat that "are you okay?"
"Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?" You very carefully try to remain casual.
"You. You just wait rotting meat. From the trash!" Gaz waves a hand between you and the dumpster "is the food here not adequate? Do you need substitutes? Special vitamins? What's wrong—"
"Better flavor, innit?" Ghost interrupts, lighting up a smoke and eyeing you almost jealously.
Gaz mentally notes to never let you or ghost to your devices on solo missions. Who knows what you freaks would do with a corpse.
"No. Absolutely not." He pinches the bridge of his nose, lip curled in irritation, before looking at you "if you want old meat, toss some in a container and keep it in your room or something, I don't care. Stop eating from the damn trash. can't have you choking on glass."
Ghost scoffs next to him, no doubt already planning to bully gaz for his "natural leadership" later tonight.
You're still a bit shocked it was...that easy.
No excessive groans of disgust. No demands to eat normally. Just, a safer alternative. Huh.
And to think you spent all those weeks convinced they would kick you out. Foolish you, they've been dealing with ghost for years.
ilya treating shane's inner thighs like a chew toy. they've gone a couple of rounds and are all loose-limbed and sleepy, and ilya just finished blowing shane but he's not ready to move so he just. doesn't. just stays there between shane's legs, biting and licking and sucking hickeys into the sensitive skin of shane's inner thighs.
it feels good, obviously, and shane's too worn out to get hard so he lays there and enjoys it, one hand in ilya's hair, lazily petting it.
i was rereading some of your omegaverse stuff, specifically the one w omega!reader having the nesting instincts of a rock and i feel that would also apply to ghost. maybe he likes making his nests in “hidden” areas like closets but then his actual nest is like. a blanket bunched up in the corner
Omega!ghost may genuinely have the worst nesting instincts of any omega you've met.
Oftentimes, when you and him are crawling through enemy territory, he'll offhandedly point at some place and say "perfect spot fo' a nest, sergeant."
Without fail, these "perfect spots" are random ass concrete stairs, a fallen and rotted tree, or on one occasion the inside of an industrial meat processing cooler. It all sets a pretty weird picture for what his actual nest is.
Still, nothing could have prepared you for the day he took you to his apartment.
Ghost has a bed, with a single blanket and pillow, but it smells of laundry detergent and dust. Definitely not a nest. No, the actual nest you find later in the night while searching for a spare blanket because christ his apartment is cold.
That's when you see it, the smell of a distinctly happy omega removes all doubt that this is the nest.
Two knives and a rifle. Just. Sitting on the floor of the closet.
You try to imagine ghost squeezing in, he'd have to tuck his feet a bit but it could work. More notably, this is one of the few times you've smelled his scent truly happy without any notes of anxiety.
You grab the blanket and pointedly don't comment on the nest.
*shane and ilya hugging, very early relationship days, prob at the cottage*
shane: squeeze me
ilya: what
shane: just. squeeze me. really tight.
ilya: *squeezes*
shane: tighter than that, come on
ilya: *squeezing a little harder* better?
shane: no. like. seriously, use all your strength.
ilya: i could hurt you, no?
shane: you won't, i promise. please just. tighter.
ilya: *squeezes shane as tight as he possibly can, grimacing a bit as he does it*
shane, groaning: thank fuck. do you have any idea how long i've waited to have someone strong enough to do this for me who isn't my dad
when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).
Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.
I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.
When you were pregnant, Simon was so worried she would be huge like he was. He lived in terror that the birth would be horrendous for you. He felt so guilty, blaming himself for a scenario that he made up. The thought of doing anything to hurt you was torture for him.
But, when she came out, she was tiny. Little fingers and just over 5lbs. Simon had never held something so little. He could hardly even believe it when he took her into his arms for the first time. This tiny little thing was his and yours. Perfect and ridiculously miniature.
Her little fingers wrapped around his thumb as she makes little frustrated sounds. “Don’t think she’s a big fan o’ me, Lovie.” It comes out as a joke, but for him, it’s a half truth. One of his biggest fears coming out, trying its hardest to damper his mood.
“She’s just hungry, Si. She likes you plenty. She’s only about an hour old.” You smile tiredly as you look at your large husband cradling your impossibly tiny little girl.
Your daughter pulls his thumb forward, trying to nurse on him. “Ah wrong one, darling. You’ll need mummy for that.” He laughs. You swear if you didn’t know any better, you would think he was crying.
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ive been informed i spelt erbium wrong </3
Personally I do think that sometimes non-hockey fans can end up mischaracterizing Shane and Ilya because they don't know enough about hockey/hockey playstyles
The Ilya we see in Heated rivalry would not be throwing the first punch, he's not an enforcer. Ilya is a star center and a Pest. He wouldn't be doing his job correctly if he was punching players every other game, it would end up with not enough ice time to let him be the playmaker he's paid to be.
But being a pest can be playmaking! Find a player to bait, emotionally push them just enough that they try to fight you, and then get the fuck out of there before the ref gives you both penalties. This gets your team the power play. There is probably someone on Ilya's line dedicated to helping him get out of the fights he starts, and finishing them for him!
I also think this is also something that Shane would respect. Ilya is good at it and it's a good strategy for his team. I don't think Shane would see it as some dirty tactic, because Shane probably thinks everyone with a brain can see it for what it is! He probably thinks everyone should be able to see that being an asshole is a tactic for Ilya, that it's something to ignore and not fall for, that it's a strategy and not personal beef.
I think Shane's more disappointed when a Metro falls for it. Shane sees it as Ilya set up a Looney Toons ass obvious trap and one of his teammates ran into it. Why be mad at Bugs Bunny when you can be mad at your defenceman for falling for a fucking Bugs Bunny trap.
Yep, Ilya’s not the guy who throws punches or gets hit by them, that’s an enforcer like Ryan Price. It’s pretty clearly stated in the book. From Heated Rivalry chapter 9:
I think this confusion stems from the few hockey scenes in the show where Ilya checks people into boards (notably Shane 😈). But we don’t see any actual fights on screen and so we don’t see an enforcer in action, only Ilya shoving people.. which is definitely NOT a fight.
shane feeling overstimulated and his body feels like he's losing control and he wants to shake it all out of him but he can't he can only lay on his bed and groan into his pillow and ilya comes home and sees him laying there and immediately goes "Oh, moya lyubov....do you need me?" and shane mumbles a barely coherent "please" into the pillow and ilya immediately crawls onto the bed and flops his entire body weight down on top of shane and quietly lays there for 20 minutes without moving until shane eventually whispers a soft "thank you" and rolls ilya off him and then they cuddle for a lil bit and go make dinner
happy birthday ilya!!!!
I thought I needed a new laptop but nope, youtube is slowing down your PC if you have adblock on on any open tab...
To be very clear about this: CPUs aren't magical devices that can operate forever. They generate heat. They wear out over time. This happens faster when they're operating near capacity. This is not just an attempt to inconvenience you; this is an attempt to damage your property.
For the "crime" of not wanting to be tracked/have ads pissed into your eyeballs 24/7.
Even if you've paid for the "privilege" of the latter.
Fuck Google, and I hope they get sued into oblivion over this.
i see everyone in the notes talking about newpipe but nobody's talking about youtube alternatives for desktop
IF YOU USE A DESKTOP PC OR LAPTOP, TRY INVIDIOUS
https://invidious.io/
it is a free, open-source alternative YouTube front-end. in addition to not having ads, it has other great QoL features like a download button. try one of the several instances on that link up there ^^^^
I love a misunderstanding where you kiss your friend on the cheek and he gets all serious and goes, "You shouldn't have done that." And you feel awful believing you overstepped a boundary, but he's internally spiraling because the sensation went straight to his cock and he'll be up all night thinking about it.
This is gonna sound crazy and I'm honestly at fault as well as I should've seen the signs beforehand
I was trying to find a qpr partner bc I was curious on what it'd feel like completely forgetting you need to actually know them before getting into that
Apparently ppl liked me A LOT so this girl tells her friend abt me and she finds me cool enough to come into the server, tell me they're interested in a QPR (she was bi) but then proceed to act all romantic with me like calling me her boyfriend, love and flirting (yes they all know I'm aroace)
It was very clear she wanted a romantic relationship which I couldn't give her so I "broke" up with her a week later
But in those 7 days I somehow got the approval of her entire family and toxic ex without ever revealing my face or voice
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“Lesson #2 endurance: persistent Hunting”
I headcanon that Eridians, tho fast sprinters, haven’t evolved to be long distance runners because of their cardiovascular system. So seeing a human run easily for more than a couple of minutes freaks them out.
Also Huge Thanks for all the love on my last post!! I’ll definitely be making this into a series!!
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I have so many more plans for this! I’m so happy people like it!
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