Kinky Fuckery: We Like That Shit.

Little | 20M | NSFW If you don't like this sort of thing, find another tumblr account to follow. I-XXIII-XVII

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[wvxi]

Pedophilia is plain and simple predatory and disgusting. I understand some people do have it and hate themselves for it and force themselves to suppress it and never act on it. That’s a start. But regardless, this is your perfect opportunity to gtfo my page.

[bleachandgrenadine]

Things Edward Could’ve Said That Sound Less Suspicious

Bella: Your eyes are a different color, did you get contacts?

Edward: Uh haha yeah I did. I think they look pretty cool.

Edward: *stops the car and saves Bella* Hey are you ok? *stands up, pretends his arm hurts* Awesome I’m gonna get this looked at now.

*Tells Carlisle. Comes back to school with arm in a cast and sling*

Bella: How did you stop that car? You were amazing.

Edward: Well sadly I wasn’t bit by a radioactive spider and I don’t have superpowers. Doctor said it was an adrenaline rush, it’s a common natural response to life or death situations. Basically it maximizes your body’s physical capabilities. So yeah it’s like temporary super strength and speed. Crazy shit.

Bella: You’re so cold. I can’t feel your pulse.

Edward: I have hypothyroidism and bradycardia.

Bella: Aren’t you going to eat something?

Edward: I have to be on a special diet.

Bella: Oh right, your condition, sorry.

This list could go on and on. You’d think after being a mind reading vampire for 91 years you’d learn a thing or two about being a good liar. SHEESH.

[elidyce]

THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN ALLEGEDLY SMART CHARACTERS WHO CAN’T LIE LISTEN DUMBASS I CAME UP WITH THREE PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATIONS FOR YOUR SITUATION WHILE YOU WERE CLEARING YOUR THROAT AND LOOKING SHIFTY AND ONE OF THEM WAS JUST ‘SORRY, I’VE HAD LIKE TWO HOURS OF SLEEP AND I AM INCREDIBLY OUT OF IT.’ WHICH WORKS FOR ALMOST ANYTHING.

[thedevilisafox-deactivated20220]

Christmas is coming; you owe me a present if you masturbated to my photos

[shitpostbishop]

[shitpostbishop]

Date clarification

[weaselle]

I read about this, reblogged this post, and forgot already, so clearly I need to talk about it more. Have a second reblog of this information 

[hotties-galleryt]

[spreadlegsarebest]

The love of your life, giving her cunt away to yet another guy.

[strawburrymilkk]

[strawburrymilkk]

Check out my onlyfans ♥️

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[silkirose]

:/

[silkirose]

:0

[daily-pokemon-family]

(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR

[mergaliscious]

The funny thing is that the town of Halloween celebrates Halloween year long so…

[nathjposs]

Again

[edgykatdoesthething]

IT’S THE MIDDLE OF JULY WHO PUT THIS ON MY DASH

[confinesofpersonalknowledge]

I did!!

[larriestyless]

It’s July

[ladystiltskin67]

That means we only have a little over two months to prepare!

[timelordy-fangirl2]

IT IS NEARLY HERE! WE MUST HURRY

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

[silkirose]

:/

[silkirose]

:0

[daily-pokemon-family]

(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR

[mergaliscious]

The funny thing is that the town of Halloween celebrates Halloween year long so…

[nathjposs]

Again

[edgykatdoesthething]

IT’S THE MIDDLE OF JULY WHO PUT THIS ON MY DASH

[confinesofpersonalknowledge]

I did!!

[larriestyless]

It’s July

[ladystiltskin67]

That means we only have a little over two months to prepare!

[timelordy-fangirl2]

IT IS NEARLY HERE! WE MUST HURRY

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

[fetish-bdsm-russia-deactivated2]

[angelicglre]

I just want a mommy

pwease can I have one 🥺

[babyboysora]

Me too. I pwomise to be good

[primadouche]

[j0rrated]

i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on

ok

NICE

hell ye!

no…….

yes?

sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGSS

thank you so much!

fuck!

[j0rrated]

more reasons im a NPC:

if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations 

will only talk to people if they start conversation first 

my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running

if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue

if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions

i will drop a lot exposition if you ask

sometimes i get stuck on doors

you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice

low HP

[tokai-teio]

[angelmadewild-deactivated202605]

Let me feel it!

[thefoxof86-deactivated20220707]

Excellent colors!

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

these things

http://pin.it/82OWQbO

[socalsummerwish]

Mood AF. 🌚

[bendybitchesanonymous]

Remember folks! With Halloween coming up, food dyed black with charcoal can neutralise your medication rendering them inactive and useless! This includes contraceptive pills if you take them within 2 hours (before or after) consuming the charcoal!

[dysfunctionalqueer]

Black food dye exists! And it's usually cheaper than activated charcoal. Please, if you want to make spooky black food, use food and body safe food dye!

[certainperversions]

Hello lovelies 💕

I’m creating a new blog for pregnancy related things like lactation and cute bellies!

I’ve been thinking about posting more on here but they’d obviously have to be censored 😕 and I can’t think of another place to post them.

My new blog is @strawburrymilkk 💕