Painfully Average

18. Katy. Bi. singer. writer. gay for yellow. they/them im your token bisexual nonbinary friend

[turing-tested]

god fuckin nerfed me by giving me depression and the moment my brain starts making dopamine again im going to climb my way to heaven and kick his fuckin ass

[fuzzprobably]

the chaotic energy in this post is on par with that one dril tweet

[turing-tested]

that’s because unlike dril i intend to keep my promises

[pinkties-n-polaroids]

Inspired by the undertale song “its raining somewhere else”, enjoy!

[pinkties-n-polaroids]

Inspired by the undertale song “its raining somewhere else”, enjoy!

[earthdad]

a young child: *tells me basic knowledge*

me: no way!!!!!!!! 00000000000:

[keatonpatti]

[knowwhatimeme]

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

my hairy booty hole

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Why do Germans use smilies like this :) or this:0 If they already got Ü oh Ö?

[hussainthemvp]

@lord-kitschener

[lord-kitschener]

ÜwÜ was ist das

[amyjake-archive-deactivated2017]

If Peralta loses, Santiago gets his car. If Santiago loses, she goes for a date in said car.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

if your butthole isnt lubed at all times you arent a real gamer

[officialmoviegoer]

Ummm…

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

looks like we got a fake gamer here folks

[dateagirlwhosweird]

date a girl who’s down for a nap any time of the day

[notsuchasecret]

Character: so what’s our next move? Me, the writer, six coffees deep into an existential crisis: I don’t know, what is your next fucking move?

[taintedjojo]

[peachy-fuckin-keen]

[setheverman]

god i need one of these for my everyday life

[certifiedperfection]

Neil: If I run and throw myself at Matt, he will most definitely catch me.

Neil: *runs at Matt*

Matt: NEIL NO I'M HOLDING COFFEE-

Matt: *drops coffee to catch Neil*

[egberts]

[wondrousworld]

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

[pinknegg]

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant