yeahhbuddy

Sam/Santana. I like Waluigi, Vaporwave, and Lupin the 3rd, thats about it. I also like Green Day and skeletons. insta: DJ_alkyne dA: SaManta-Ray fanfic: FanfictionForSantana

[kedreeva]

Take a moment from your busy day to relax and observe all the ways to pester a peahen, at her insistence.

[hymneminium]

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

[probablyautistic-definitleygay]

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[makuyi13]

Felt like I needed to share my experience as well

[cozyvu]

via cozyvu

[memorycycle]

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

[memorycycle]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[houndmother]

[picklerocket]

[fandoms-run-my-life]

[rhymewithrachel]

oh fujiko they could never make me hate you

[ahoymatto]

TRIP AND GRACE by me

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[bisexualadamparrish]

saw this post & blacked out for 30 minutes & came back to awareness having had created this. the creative urge overtook me.

[lgbtqiatext]

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[what-even-is-thiss]

Love it when a character is like “I can tell you’re trying to smooth talk me and I’m fully aware you’re trying to manipulate me but it’s working. Keep complimenting me.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ah, you’re trying to flatter me. My one weakness! Keep going.

[claypigeonpottery]

I fell in love with this sentence and it circles my brain so it’s turning into pottery

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[herssian]

how do you explain to people that spending all your pre-adolescence and adolescent years in such deep depression you didn't expect to make it past 19 and somehow making it to 30 changes your worldview. like i don't need any aspirations, i'm just vibing with my iced coffee that brings me actual joy and contentment. might chuckle at a funny post later. life's simple. it's good

[infertilityidol]

[ame-gosh]

what if we kissed 🫣. and we were both lemons 🍋😳