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footlongdingledong

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

vviridescence

happy thursday fuck my baka life, thank you for this post op i had this stuck in my head for days so i embroidered it

i might attach it to a magnet to go on my fridge lol

3000s

one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman

3000s

don't date your coworkers = normal advice

don't date your mailman = we need to work on this one

golongbyjoannanewsom

obsessed w this person in the replies

lilmamabeyellin

killerkoiking

nat-20s

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

bettalbimarginata

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

headspace-hotel

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

ampervadasz

masterkfox

my two brain cells

vigilantsycamore

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

a-book-of-creatures

Inside you there are two hamsters…

spelldealer

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

grindrbooks

hometoursandotherstuff

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

unclefather

frodo-of-the-nine-fingers

you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

the-real-seebs

never use this color on a wall you're going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man

boomcomplains

Okay, but don't leave this in the tags, man.

robinstome

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

gothicprep

fun idea for sure, but i think it’s underrating the fundamental misanthropy that undergirds the show. given how deeply cruel the characters can be at times, it’s hard to imagine a trans plot being played compassionately here.

that said, we can work with this. instead: jerry cynically changes the sex marker on his documents in order to pay less for car insurance. as for the dress plot beat, elaine (who is established within the text of the show as a horrible driver) does not want to accept that women are being charged less for car insurance and retaliates against jerry for this, giving him the dress as a provocation. sort of an “if you want to talk the talk, you need to walk the walk”. not really sure what george would be doing in this episode aside from reacting in confusion. we can figure that one out later.

the c plot with kramer and newman involves them ducking into a gay bar because it’s pouring rain or whatever. they do not realize it is a gay establishment. within minutes, the guys there buy them drinks because they look like they are an invented-for-the-show category of gay guy that everyone there happens to be into. kramer is a giraffe. newman is a walrus. i’m open to suggestions with the nomenclature on this one. as a result of this, they keep going back and end up ensconced in gay bar social scene politics until they eventually realize that this is a gay bar, realize that they should probably not be involved in whatever is happening, and leave never to come back.

perhaps jerry could not make seinfeld today, but i suggest he leave the royal you out of it.

frontmansdefender

RIP to the legend

grungekitty-77

It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:

TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!

"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.

Report the broken ads.

Thank you.

jackson-imbecille

They are not supposed to automatically redirect you without you clicking them, they are not supposed to cause a pop-up, they are not supposed to freeze your screen.

This is all bugs or malicious advertising which is also against tumblers ad policy. You should report all ads which do this.

Let’s get rid of those horrible monopoly ads, together.