A Tumblr Blog

I have a tumblr to like all of my brother's reblogs

[energyprison]

I have to make the bed but hes in the way

[energyprison]

Be sealed for all time

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[apjvff]

this site is gonna get deleted tonight. supposed to be secret. but now you know.

[thememedaddy]

[mamoru]

🇺🇸december 26, 2025🇺🇸: oreos distributed by gold star distribution inc. recalled in 3 states for insanitary storage and contamination with general filth including rodent piss and shit, bird shit, insects, and possibly salmonella and leptospira

[txttletale]

pov: you are about to watch the most Racist youtube video ever invented

[shroomgluggler]

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

[noelle-ism]

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

[dogpuppy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[thesituation]

there’s the most gorgeous thunderstorm happening right now but instead of sitting in my bed watching a video about something interesting with my little cat and weed pen i have to go to the fucking laundromat

[identitty-dickruption]

nobody ever believes me when I list off all of the ways that humans are significantly less sexually dimorphic than people seem to believe and it drives me batshit insane. “you’re denying the biological reality of sex” well you’re sticking your fingers in your ears and saying lalalala every time anyone presents you with data that confirms that women and men aren’t really that different. and refusing to come to terms with the two-way relationship between the “biological” and “social” worlds. I think one of us is ignoring the biological sciences here and it isn’t me

[shofarsogood]

Someone once told me my biology degree was fake because I said humans weren't sexual dimorphic.

A male human and a female human are roughly the same size and same coloration.

Meanwhile, male black widow spiders are brown and a tenth the size of females. Anglerfish females are a full foot long and have a bioluminescent protrusion on their heads; males are barely half an inch long with no bioluminescence or protrusions. Male elephant seals are ten times bigger than females and have massive snouts. Male orangutans have big jowls and neck sacs that look like goiters, while females look more like other apes. Peacocks have flashy coloration and a long tail that they can display. The females are brown and simple.

Humans aren't sexually dimorphic! You only know someone's gender because of cultural identifiers, like clothing or hair.

[zaprowsdower27]

The big things for primate sexual dimorphism tend to be canine size and body size. Male primates in sexually dimorphic species tend to have HUGE canine teeth for better threat displays, and are bigger for similar reasons.

Lowland Gorilla males tend to be 2.38x on average the mass of Lowland Gorilla females. Humans? That ratio is something line 1.15.

Male gorilla canines tend to be about 2 inches long, easily twice the length of some of their other teeth. Male humans have canines the exact same length as human female canines and the exact same length as the rest of our teeth.

We are not particularly sexually dimorphic.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[pmamtraveller]

The Horrible Snow Cat, 1969, by Albert Dumouchel

[asteriavinifera]

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

[prefieronuestrofuneral]

The USA will rally a thousand kids from different ethnicities to sing about love on the World Cup and then brutalize brown and black kids all year long

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Call me a commie, but I think it’s a bit unreasonable that people have to crowdfund their cancer treatment.

[charlesoberonn]

The first recorded use of "I feel like a million bucks" was in 1902.

Adjusted for inflation, in order to feel as good as a person in 1902 who felt like a million bucks, a person in 2026 would need to feel like 38,831,628 dollars.