[cha-lii]

been a loooong while since i’ve done a bthb card but i really want to start writing again so send me prompts please!! also i am very slow at writing usually so please don’t think i’m ignoring you, i’m just sloooow

[kosmogrl]

I have mastered the art of being hard on myself for things I would tell anyone else are not that deep

[wormsermonizer]

cat

[espikola]

[butchgender-remade-deactivated2]

[bloodraven55]

love it when fma just says the quiet part out loud

[bloodraven55]

[insert “i know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards” here]

[nightfuryqueen]

One of my favourite bits in fma is how during the final arc they bring up why attempting human stransmutation is forbidden, as the readers we've seen what happens when an attempt fails with Ed and Al, so of course the logical explanation is that "it's too dangerous to attempt", or even "it goes against the natural way the world works, it's monstruous in nature and impossible".

But then Arakawa in her infinite wisdom as a writer goes, lol no, the goverment has been making flesh monsters with human transmutations in secret for years, they forbid it so that nobody can't even come close to attempting to create a personal army that cannot feel pain

[dynjay]

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[cha-lii]

me: i know what happens, i can handle reading this at work

robin hobb: oh really?

[milkperfume]

little fitz and the fool. they were boys together...

[2129888]

imagine having your own personal hater who's been assigned to you by fate and he is a tiny little clown who won't stop following you around and yammering about your imminent demise and worst of all you love him dearly

[aweebeing]

Fitz's life is just a cycle of "I'll do better" and somehow impossibly managing to do worse.

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[aromantic-journal]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[chaifootsteps]

Firmly convinced the world would be a better place if we started treating sex the way we'd treat any other mundane preference in life, like what kind of chips a person likes to eat with their lunch.

[cha-lii]

turned a guy down twice now and if he asks me for a third time i may genuinely have to block him. take a hint pal, i beg you

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[shiriartz]

[peachdoxie]

I love characters who are extremely hypercompetent and simultaneously massive losers