chaotic neutral™

alex, tumblr veteran

[wulfhalls]

funniest running joke in half man is whenever they’re doing some borderline incestuous bs a woman interrupts them with a look that says ‘i’m gonna need therapy for this’

cute version/ sad version/ fucked in the head version

[heavilyironized]

HEARTWARMING: brother who will probably murder you in cold blood very soon is proud of you for being gay

[noelhope]

half man

[wulfhalls]

richard gadd in half man is the most tom hardy role tom hardy never played. also him playing the guy psychosexually torturing his own self insert character instead of playing the self insert character. now thats vision

[happiestplacetobe]

You’re so brave for saying what everyone else is thinking

[cavedwell]

This has been going on for thousands of years! It doesn't change.

—Robert Bly, Keeping Quiet / Half Man (2026)

[shiftythrifting]

a small price to pay for Snail Table, in my opinion

every house needs a snable

[sillystigmata]

The twirl is lethal.

[lestatdelioncuort]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Live at the Beacon Theater

[ratbebes]

niam i love vampires

[bifauxnenarmand]

[splrinky]

holy shit

[knighteirian]

The Vampire Armand via AMC+ An Inside Look at The Vampire Lestat (2026)

[ileftmysoulinnorway]

Progress.

[lioncourtz]

"This is a version of Armand who's a bit more desperate, maybe a bit more bitter, a bit less in control. " x

[swordi001]

My blog isn't a safe space btw. It failed the last TÜV inspection due to lack of handrails and Notausgangschilder

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

obsessed with the fact that hannibal is technically a horror show but half the fandom watches it like it’s a slowburn romcom with occasional cannibalism

[ratbebes]

The devil is about to make you his minion