No Half Measures

Tumblr is one of the few places where I can get lost in my own mind and relax. This blog is my own place, my sanctuary. Do not disturb.

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[charlottewinslow]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

My 57-year-old dad insists that we play Mario Kart every time I come home to visit and plays as Luigi so he can scream “hasta Luigi” as he passes people

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Look at him. Look how happy he is

[clickholeofficial]

Watch A 20-Year-Old Experience The Exact Moment That McDonald’s Stops Being A Treat

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[arrestedwesteros]

Lucille: You tricked me. Michael: I deceived you. “Tricked” makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Marta Complex, 1x12

[obviousplant]

[weloveshortvideos]

[bestnatesmithever]

This is worth the 5 minutes it takes to untangle your earbuds.

[adulthoodisokay]

I LOVE VINE SO MUCH

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How ninjas make pancakes. [video]

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[glassbonespaperskin]

ready for school

[twitter-mstrasiotto]

my dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and i always thought that was kind of dumb, because i could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world, not even by far and i always thought that my dad was just saying that to be nice.  and then one day i met the most beautiful woman in the world.

[shoobd]

[nicekauk]

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

[spacebabenumber-25]

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

[wuteriht]

[teyeth-deactivated20180313]

He hungers!!!!!

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My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA.

[rainbowbarnacle]

Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this.

[roachpatrol]

Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again. 

[jollyhollya]

Cinderella transformation dress for the cosplay contest at G6!

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[studthismuffin]

FUCK IT UP CINDY!!!

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^^^

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[tastefullyoffensive]

*dial-up noises* (via xcnfvbv)