for idiots by idiots.

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[chaimrretto]

I'm living for the only thing I know I'm running, not quite sure where to go And I don't know what I'm diving into Just hanging by a moment here with you

. . . Hanging By A Moment - Lifehouse

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[fellshish]

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

[constitutionalweasleymonarchy]

If AO3 had a slogan

[ao3commentoftheday]

[mournfulroses]

Anne Sexton, from a poem titled "Loving The Killer," featured in The Complete Poems of Anne Sexton

[casusbelloli]

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[glowcowboy]

can i be your significant bother

[mournfulroses]

Albert Camus, from a letter to María Casares featured in Correspondance, 1944-1959

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[eldritchbauble]

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

[subeddiediaz]

He’s got those big wet eyes and you DONT wanna see him on his knees crying??

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[theinternetarchive]

'somebody loves you,' charles m. schulz, 1986.

[ysmia]

COMMISSION 003

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[skodasforge]

The thing about Lord/Knight gay romance is that there’s no way you can cut it that doesn’t make the sex hotter. At a baseline, the Lord is allowing his subject to be his equal partner behind closed doors in a society defined by hierarchy their physical love a blaspheme against the laws of feudalism, but if the knight is dominant, they’re literally upending the fabric of society by having the Lord follow his Knight’s orders and that’s hot and if the Lord is dominant than it’s just another expression of his Knight’s sworn devotion to be at his lord’s service at all times and that’s hot and if it’s historically accurate Christianity then they’re not only desecrating and perverting the Knight’s vow, they’re making sinners of each other in the process and that’s HOT

[apostaterevolutionary]

When you miss a character(s) so bad but you don't have any thoughts to share so you just kinda stare at pics of them like this