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Owen |20| |Senior in College| |NYC/NJ| This blog is a cluster fuck of everything I love . Fifth Harmony. Yes . A lil kpop . Mostly funny shit . Instagram: smashbruh

[shadovvlurking]

Mechanical pencil discourse:

These are the good ones

[shadovvlurking]

These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.

[scoutkln]

what about these

[askroukemonone]

how about this? 

[shadovvlurking]

Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck

[toonsylvania]

👀 ?

[shadovvlurking]

Those classify as the first ones they are good

[thisisnakesblog]

what about everyones favorite?

[shadovvlurking]

THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

[radicalrobo]

those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with

[rubyzoisite]

Hey OP

[shadovvlurking]

this is the worst addition, thanks

[snelbz]

Things are getting fucking heated in the Mechanical Pencil fandom.

[larviform-deactivated20210327]

[mamy-przesrane]

[dirtymlpconfessions]

[slightmood]

caught the bae sleepin

[luminoldoll]

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

[slightmood]

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

[bofadibeppo]

What just happened here

[thebadwolf]

me vs. 2016, a gifset

[timetrees]

about the elephant emojis

taken from emojipedia

APPLE: 

a sweet baby, wants to be friends. trying their best.

GOOGLE:

a blue boi !!!! hes really friendly but knocks things over a lot. i love him.

MICROSOFT:

wow there he is !!!!! he sure walks!!! o boy hes doin fine !!!!!!

SAMSUNG

very loving and gentle, just a baby. needs to escape where she lives.

LG

his name is bob and he’s a father of three. i love him and support him.

HTC

oh man!!!!! shes a little on the wild side, even though she looks a lil plain. she might steal ur water with her beautiful trunk!!!!

FACEBOOK

a noble elephant!!! they protect their family and yours. likes to pose.

TWITTER

awwww. she;s a little shy and doesnt think shes all that much but!!! shes so good!! she loves her friends! :’)))

MOZILLA

a small boy, still a baby! really wants to be a firefighter and has to be told not to spray things with water sometimes. he likes to help ppl!

EMOJI ONE

this guy may look pure, but theyre a little mischievous! they like apples. 

EMOJIDEX

another blue !!! this guys on the older side, but he still tries to take care of his friends and family. loves babies. i trust him 100%.

[nintendette]

Thank u for making all the reviews positive

[asweetmisery-blog]

[fallontonight]

Such a fun performance!

[marshmalllow]

the songs like “scooby doo where r you” but he’s always right there. like the fucking dog is never hiding or missing or anything so what the hell

[keybladesoras]

#CONFIRMED # THE GANG PLAYS THE KINGDOM HEARTS SERIES !!

[davykesey]

[notyoujamie]

You really believe in a man who’s helped to save the world? With the power to transform his physical appearance? An alien who travels through time and space in a police box?

[lahnce-moved]

i just stayed up all night making this

[anni-doodles-deactivated2016041]

[yelverton]

the dictionary is crying

[bossbutch]

[a tweet by Merriam-Webster “‘Fascism’ is still out #1 lookup. # of lookups = how we choose our Word of the Year. There’s still time to look something else up.”]

[the-fury-of-a-time-lord]

this is the most depressing shit i have ever seen with my two eyes.

[mogifire]

[kushandwizdom]

Not everything you do needs to be seen, heard or discussed.

Miles Pierré (via thosewhowork)