sheepfilms
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One Nice Bug Per Day
KIROKAZE
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
macklin celebrini has autism
Cosmic Funnies
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
art blog(derogatory)
hello vonnie
PR's Tumblrdome
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
ellievsbear
d e v o n
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Product Placement
pixel skylines
Mike Driver
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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@heyyousexypanda
Dio lackeys are always saying shit like “Lord Dio will be so pleased when he hears tell of my deed! He shall reward me!” I don’t know how to tell you but Dio does not give a fuck
Dio is standing in front of his mirror testing selfie angles right now and to be honest he’s kind of hoping you die
Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway
just foud out from a wizard that its entirely unnecessary and often even harmful to form vocal opinions and convictions about topics which you have so far only read text posts about
really good text from my sister in law
Most breedable Disney Old Man
Gepetto
Cinderella's king
The Sultan
The old guy from tarzan
Belle's dad
dont ask me why jafar isnt on here
*fear beatboxing*
Im legit not over jerma doing a perfect amen break with his mouth as a fear response
Ronnie and her girlfriend who has no off switch
you know. i must say that this is true for me as well
Simpsons Style AI Ad for Porn Addiction App
i don't know if this is true but i saw people on twitter saying that the movie says everyone has a tattoo that sends biofeedback to the government so they can tell you're cheating if a couple's tattoos aren't like. activated at the same time. but the tattoo wouldn't know if you're having sex with someone or just jerking off, right? are they not allowed to jerk off except on sex night??
wikipedia has answered Some of my questions but has raised ones: why are gay people specifically allowed to fuck? and what is counted as gay sex? can i have sex with my genderfluid spouse on days where they're a man or would we have to wait? can two nonbinary people have sex? is this identity-based or genitals-based or assigned-sex-based or something else? if an unmarried cishet man and cishet woman are having sex and the man's into forcefem and really in that headspace is that gay sex? how close is "physically near," is mutual masturbation fine if they're on opposite sides of the room? how does it know if you and a nonmarried person are having sex versus if you're just jerking off at the same time? if that's the case how would you prove it? would you have to pull up your browser history from the date and time of the incident? what if you're just jerking it to concepts? how does the sensor know if you're practicing safe sex? how much money are condom companies making on sex night? if a condom breaks and someone gets pregnant do they get in legal trouble? and seriously, how does the sensor know if you're having sex versus just doing something that spikes dopamine? what if you're just doing meth? i hope this movie is just 3 hours of them going into the exact specifications of the law and every possible scenario it could cause
I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”
