Call me Chamomile 🌿

❂ AO3 - ChamomileWrites ❂ Current obsessions: The Witcher, Baldur's Gate 3 & Castlevania/Nocturne ❂ icon by @naariel ❂ ko-fi.com/chamomilewrites ☕️ 18+

[mercymaker]

Let every enemy of nature fall.

[vivern-of-nosgoth]

POV you are Halsin's Valentine:

[thunderseth]

Halsin and Owlbear cub

[artschoolglasses]

I just think characters like Halsin and Blackwall should look a little more like sumo wrestlers and a lot less like shredded, 0% body fat, dehydrated Marvel superheroes.

But maybe that's just me. 🤷‍♀️

(L-R: Asakoryu, Kirishima, and Tochinoshin)

[starrforge]

I agree ehehehe

[woundedsoul12]

Ffs yessssss. @thepickledmermaid

[sigrid-of-solstheim]

Fanfiction writers be like:

"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)

[vole-mon-amour]

you know what we could gain from it? your love and support. talk to the writers. leave comments. it means the world to learn that somebody liked our work. you can add emojis with no words. you can quote moments you liked the most (or that caused you the most emotional damage, lol).

seriously, talk to the writers. a comment can go a long way!

[woodlandelk]

I really pondered posting this here, because things can get out of hand on Tumblr quickly... But then again, I paid too much for this commission to keep it hidden.

Please be respectful with sharing this.

Illustration of Iorveth for my fanfics "Daring the Flame" and "Defeating the Fire" by the lead concept artist of cdpr, Yama Orce:

[semperintrepida]

This is the worst timeline. (x)

[pftones3482]

If you do this with my fics, or anyone's fics, please know I HATE you. I hate you more than every troll comment, every "your writing sucks kys" comment, every "update soon" comment. I hate you. Other authors hate you. If you want my fic, you either WAIT for it or you pay me for it. And if you won't do one of those things, you don't deserve my fic or anyone else's.

[theliterarymess]

Stooop I’m so obsessed

[atlas-coolbean]

GET. AI. OUT. OF. FANDOM. Stop making headcanons with it, stop making fanfic with it, stop making fanart with it. If I see one more "asking chatgpt *blank* about *character/characters in a fandom* I'm going to lose my goddamn mind. Use your own fucking brain, stop asking AI to do everything. You could even ask other real people what they think. Just. Stop. Using. AI. In. Creative. Spaces.

[bumblebeebats]

All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 😭"

Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '𝞯∘⋇𝞿' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"

[bisexualbaker]

"I mean, on the plus side, there's live rats in a lot of places, so the odds of you casting that spell within close enough range of a live rat to work is pretty high? Like, if you've ever had that spell just randomly fizzle out on you, then you tried it again ten minutes later without changing anything and it suddenly worked, a rat probably just wandered into range in that time."

[alexseanchai]

disclaimer: spell does not work in Alberta

[nicolethered]

FYI iPhone users!

[demonicae]

Oh... oh that's disgusting.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

For emphasis - YOU HAVE TO TURN THIS OFF FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL APP

[m-a-salter]

You can get to all these faster (marginally) by going to Settings > Siri > Apps.

[conzoop]

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

[yaza-con-queso]

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

[conzoop]

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

[museiums]

annie steg gerard

[lostwoodscutie]

[wasabikitcat]

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

[cheshiregrinfu]

[vrumblr]

He will not be exiled again

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.

[ospreyonthemoon]

Hey thats me again.

Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!

Frank

[mrsjdavis]

This post has EVERYTHING...

[onyxbird]

Frank is a fashion-savvy gentleman. Pink would look superb against that coat, and he's figured that out even with his limited color vision.

[ruffboi-mags]

Okay I really do sincerely hate to distract from Frank and from @ospreyonthemoon's whole precious THING.

But Simone in the OP, if you think Hot Topic did not 100% intend for girls (or guys) to buy this leash for their "pets" (or themselves), you do not understand Hot Topic.

[assiraphales]

logan howlett has always been THAT bitch

[tolkien-feels]

I feel like Bilbo would teach the elves of Rivendell the concept of a mathom with the express purpose of oh so politely asking them over dinner how were the Silmarils not a mathom

[tolkien-feels]

Random Feanorian elf inherited by Elrond: That's not... No.

Bilbo: Oh so they were useful?

Elf: Well. No, not exactly

Bilbo: But the owners didn't want to throw them away.

Elf: Yeah

Bilbo: And they were in possession of several people over the course of years.

Elf: Yeah

Bilbo: That's a mathom.

Elf: No! We loved them because were very pretty!!! And one of a kind!!! Crafted by hands more skilled than any of ours!!!

Bilbo: Yes, like my great aunt's set of painted dishcloths

Elf, in tears: The Silmarils were not like your great aunt's set of painted dishcloths

Bilbo: How's The Great Mathom War as a title for a poem about the First Age?

[tolkien-feels]

By the way, it's important to me that Elrond supports Bilbo's claim and finds it quite insightful actually

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[that-house]

[alexaloraetheris]

Hollywood WISHES it could create this much narrative tension.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

#all human nature is here#stealth#support#treachery

A TENSE EPIC