[sad-plath]

me showing you my romantic side: I wanna go grocery shopping with you

[1010ll]

[utwo]

Peaceful Panopticon / Restored Fire Lookout

© alpinemodern

[stimman3000]

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[literaryglamour]

[mysharona1987]

People with the best jobs ever.

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[murdershegoat]

the darkest part of my identity is that i’ll always be a twilight bitch at heart

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[memewhore]

[r-ghad]

me: [listens to own playlist] me: fucking masterpiece

[raspbeary-blog1-deactivated2019]

songs that should get a grammy

bye bye lil sebastian

wii shop channel theme song

[slavery]

My killer: any last words asshole?

Me: Alexa play work by Rihanna

[johanrapper]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lake-erie]

me: pass the aux cord i got some 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 me:

[haramdaddy]

Me taking care of myself all 2018

[thatadult]

This year I will

1. Release my inhibitions 2. Feel the rain on my skin