Pollo

[paprika]

[mrpibb]

[impressionismos]

Black Mirror Episodes, by Brazilian artist Butcher Billy (2016)

[thebootydiaries]

the things i do for u guys

[brakehagev2-deactivated20191106]

let’s see how big i can get him to go lmao

[homoandjuliet-deactivated201312]

[meladoodle]

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

[coreymagz-deactivated20210907]

“You need to leave him, Karen”.

[scaremoonturkey]

[smolbean-isaac]

I am so here for this

[deactivated-blog]

I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing

[narrativeninja]

Brenda turned, following her friend’s trembling finger.

“Oh, that’s just Rh’lygh.”

“Its…what?”

“Yeah, he’s been a total lifesaver this semester.”

The dark figure drew closer in a shroud of mist and extended a claw like hand that slowly wrapped around Brenda’s shoulder. She glanced at her forearm, upon which strange welts arose that arranged themselves into barely intelligible runes:

Remember you need to study for that biology exam.

“Thanks, I will Rh’lygh, but I’m meeting Brian first.”

He’s no good for you Brenda.

“Rh’lygh, we’ve been over this.”

He’s a cad, Brenda.

[bluhsh]

[melleverdeen]

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

these

are

the

best

movies

ever

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

logging onto tumblr

[rationalisms]

wait, you have a girlfriend? I thought you were bi..

this is the most incredible message i have ever gotten i’m going to donate it to a museum

[thesenseof-dance]

[kissesformabitches]

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

[stability]

[blunder]

do you ever feel the need to ask someone if they still want you in their life because it always feels like they don’t care about you or that you are bothering them.

[thecommonchick]

😭😭

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[zoomine]

[myonlyphenomenon]

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

[dont-kill-the-kennedys]

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

[avesatanaa]

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something. Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

[norulesnobras]

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW