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yesand87

All of Ms. Rafferty's Bodily Euphemisms

-Coot Coot and Prune Chute (x2)

-Fun Bun and Mud Gun

-Drainer and Stainer

-Cooter and Tooter (x2)

-Hog Taker and Log Maker

-Grassy Knoll and Gassy Hole

-Bush and Tush

-Taco and Choco

-Pink Pocket and Stink Rocket

-Fuzzy and Scuzzy

-Baby Tunnel and Gravy Funnel

-Please Hump-it and Cheese Trumpet

-Clam Casino and Bean Burrito

-Yeasty and Beasty

-Dong Hole and Wrong Hole

polytropic-liar

listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”

nessa007

why is this so accurate 😂

animusrox

Reservation Dogs S02E09 “Offerings”

1dclowns

oh my god

murielswedding

yesterday i listened to a podcast stephanie allynne was on and she said at one point before they started dating she wrote tig this long email pouring her heart out about how she really liked her but they couldn’t date because she was straight and tig just replied ‘okay dyke’ and i’m still screaming about it

nicollekidman

barkingfortheocean

I WROTE DOWN THE QUOTE:

“And I wrote her this really long email, like six months in, where I’m like–and it was after we had first kissed–and I was like, “Ok so I don’t regret doing that, that was so good, we had such a great time, but I’m just not gay and I feel like I’m doing–” blah blah blah, like, the longest email ever, and I’m like, I have to just get this all out. And, um, and then I send it. And then like, seconds later–I mean after she had read it–she writes back, “Ok, dyke.””

marlbororeds100s-deactivated202

aint this show abt high schoolers? dude in the middle looks like a 45 year old vet that got dishonorably discharged 3 months outta basic

marlbororeds100s-deactivated202

u mean to tell me he literally is a war vet. i was kidding.....could be anywhere from 25-40 omfg

sparrowpharoh

He fought in WWI after being inspired to join the military by the ghosts of WWII vets. He goes to school in the 50's, graduates and enlists in 2020, leaves for seven years to fight in a war that only lasted four and ended in 1918, and when he comes back it's 2021. Characters will use rotary phones to call numbers they looked up on their macbooks.

hyumjim

that reply made me feel like I ate too much edibles

reblog if you’re horny for the horns on harry’s house

#music for a sushi restaurant #late night talking #daydreaming #harry’s house

fairycosmos

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

brainscrewz

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it’s not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

milf-source

source

daphrona

Slow burn but it’s written by an impatient person

cheeseanonioncrisps

This doesn’t affect the speed of the developing relationship at all, but does make for a very passive aggressive narrator.

empresstress13

Slow burn but the writer is angry about it

highcaliberhound

“they lingered for what felt like forever, lost in each other’s gazes, and after the third eternity had passed between them, they finally said goodbye and walked away from each other, neither daring to turn back but secretly hoping the other would. They really should have turned back. They should have run back to each other and held each other and never let go. But they didn’t. Because they were fucking idiots”