im the mom friend

[heavyweightheart]

the line between not going out as an act of self-care and not going out as a symptom of depression is but a gossamer thread

[hippanthropy]

[nvclearbomb]

This is fucking me up right now

[armedandgayngerous]

POWER MOVE

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

I am not emotionally involved in this situation.

Using this.

[coughloop]

God this is so fucking funny 

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I was looking for an answer and found a better question

[yekkes]

Jeff Goldblum is like if your uncle were a manic Pixie dream girl

[tonyaharding1991]

[gif87a-com]

View this post on Instagram

[pocketphoenix]

Not what I expected

[persephinae]

FEMA To End Food And Water Aid For Puerto Rico

The Federal Emergency Management Agency has delivered millions of meals and gallons of water since Hurricane Maria devastated the island. Four months later, it says that help is no longer needed.

Puerto Rico, Day 131: —More than 1 million people still w/o power (31% of the island) —Hundreds of thousands still w/o clean water —Still a humanitarian emergency

FEMA has decided to “officially shut off” food and water aid on Wednesday.

hey uh…. just a quick um what in the entire fuck?

[shesgonnachangetheworld]

for those who can help out, the hispanic federation and unidos por puerto rico are still taking donations

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

@excima

[excima]

I thought this was drake bell lmfao

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

2018 mood

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[tonikr8s]

hey reblog this if you speak spanish

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[glumshoe]

fuck this hotel blanket in particular

[sirduke]

What the fuck am I looking at

[glumshoe]

blanket from hell, texture made of evil

[fonzworthcutlass]

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

[lets-do-the-time-warp-again-dea]

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

[stability]

[deadbeatmaker]

This is a moodboard for when you’re scrolling through tumblr

[thorodinson]

[kontrollsysteme]

wow mood

[anissapierce]

Were in 2017 he’s in 3089

[sylvysparrow]