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Oh wow the 250th Fourth of July parade has been cancelled lol
Fun fact: the DC area will be hotter than 99% of the earth tomorrow!
Also I get the sense that very few people in DC are aware that federal officials wrote detailed analyses warning of the air quality health risks of the enormous 850K fireworks set to go off — and that the admin did not release those findings to the public
Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation
the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭
Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have
To really put it in perspective
T-minus who the fuck knows how many hours until Penny Beach Trip 2K26 cause you know her ass is gonna be up at the crack of dawn devil whispering about "I wanna go to da BEEEEEECH"
Pray for us
She literally vibrated herself to sleep. The goals for this year are as follows (mostly dictated to me by Penny)
1. Catch our own fish
2. Cook that fish
3. Eat that fish, preferably in a sandwhich
4. Find a treasure
5. Eat a coconut
6. Sand
7. Catch penny BEFORE she crashes any proposals this time(this is a mom and dad goal)
In fair North Carolina we lay our scene, tiny feet slap against the vinyl flooring as they race down the hall way at the ass crack of dawn, a small but powerful voice screeching "ITS BEACH DAY!!!"
Okay 2 donuts and a breakfast sandwhich later and NOW we're really on our way to the beach. We're bring Boomer this time as well which Penny Rose thinks is HILARIOUS. We've been in the car maybe 25 minutes and I've already been asked "What is Boomer up to?" Approximately 572 times
Questions answered thus far:
1. Why is frog? (Fog)
2. Why do mommy and daddy not control the frog?
3. Why is the weather different here then at the beach?
4. Why does it take so long to get to the beach?
5. Why can't penny drive to the beach?
6. Why can't we use fans to blow the frog away?
7. Why are Grampy and cozy not in the car with us to go to the beach?
8. Where is the beach?
9. Will it be sunny or froggy at the beach?
10. What was the noise?
Along with countless others. You could not imagine the google search tabs I have open right now. I am the Hank Green of this car.
I called Cool Ranch Doritos Gamer Fuel ONE TIME and now every time we step foot into a gas station Penny shouts "I NEED GAMER FUEL!"
It is not the warmest beach day, frankly it's a little cold. Has this stopped penny rose? Never- .5 seconds in and she's face down in the ocean screaming
Oop time for shells
Penny has created a new concoction
Grilled cheese sandwhich with strawberries and blueberries right on it. Right on the ding dang sandwich. She has attempted to get everyone to try it. Her father and I are the only ones who have been brave enough.
My husbands review: "I don't know if these are the best flavors but they are for sure the most flavors"
Penny, at the tippy top of her lungs
HEY MAMA LOOK THIS SHELL IS BLACK LIKE YOU!!!!
(The words she is looking for is goth but I got the picture)
Oh by the way we got Penny a Camp Snap so she's also documenting her own journey I can't wait to see the photos
We must feed the beastie again lest she become "a fussy monster" as she refers to herself
This bougie ass child , for dinner, Penny has tried:
Chipotle cream chicken (thumbs up)
Lobster bisque (ate most of the bowl)
Mahi Mahi ( liked this a lot)
Crab stuffed flounder ( asked for 2 more bites)
Chicken club (did not like, bacon too "gushy" in her words)
Bow tie Alfredo (acceptable, not her favorite)
Penny gave a bunch of flowers she picked to a random woman on the beach and then took her photo so that's how we're ending our day over here
She some how ended up in the bed ON TOP of me and then woke up at 6:30 AM - downed 2 bowls of cereal and half a bagel and sprinted into the ocean (with a very sleepy dad trailing behind her)
Her poor grandparents did not believe us until they saw her Naruto running town the beach as the sun rose
Tried to get on a strangers surf board and while the lady was very kind and going to teach her we did have to have a conversation about boundaries
Brought me a shell with a whole ass lil guy in it. A FRIEND she exclaims. We explain that we can't take friends from their homes, that would be like an alien plucking her from the earth. AN ADVENTURE! She counters, but understands that we must gently put him back in the sea in wist he came. "I'm sorry for the adventure friend" she says with a small kiss to the clam who is sent back to the ocean.
Heidi Klum needs to double whatever she paid her makeup artist for this because HOLY SHIT, IT'S WORTH IT.
Two words: QUEEN. SHIT.
Sabrina Carpenter's look is just perfect. I love the historical reference. I adore every single thing about this!
I never knew it, but goddamnit I need it now. RAMI MALEK STARRING IN A KARL LAGERFELD BIOPIC. YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT. THE UNIVERSE DEMANDS IT.
Sarah Paulson hates Jeff Bezos, too!
Ejae is wearing DIAMONDS!
A jury found Live Nation and Ticketmaster operated as a monopoly in its dominance of the live events and ticketing industry, validating comp
My emotions about space travel, and the history of, are strong today.
Okay aside from the inherent coolness of seeing a rocket launch from an airline flight, this is an awesome shot because it gives a sense of perspective on just how fast that vehicle is going that ground-based filming can't usually achieve.
And that's still early in the burn, so it's only a tiny fraction of orbital speed.
Some of our favorite quotes from Artemis ii so far:
"Copy. Moon joy."
"I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."
"Houston, if you could give me about 20 new superlatives in the mission summary for tomorrow that will help out my vocabulary a little bit, that would be great. Thank you."
“If you’ve ever seen the top of the spotlight of the top of the Luxor at night in Vegas, this looks like what it wants to be when it grows up.”
"To all of you down there on Earth... we love you, from the moon. See you on the other side."
"We just went sci fi.
"It is so great to see Earth again. To Asia, Africa, and Oceania: we are looking back at you. We hear you can look up and see the moon right now. We see you too."
"We will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other."
“It’s a bright spot on the moon, and we would like to call it Carroll.” (The name of Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife)
"Amaze amaze amaze."
"I said that we do not leave Earth, but we choose it. And that is true."
"Christina has been sleeping head down in the middle of the vehicle, kind of like a bat"
"It's really fun to be floatin' around, it just makes me feel like a little kid."
"Trust us, you look amazing, you look beautiful."
"'Homo Sapiens' is all of us, no matter where you're from or what you look like. We're all one people."
"We're going to power cycle the toilet from the ground."
"I'm proud to call myself the Space Plumber."
"We were all eagerly awaiting the chorus." (After Mission Control cut off Pink Pony Club early when waking up the crew)
"Copy heart. Copy bracelet." (In response to Wiseman giving his daughters heart hands and showing them the bracelets they made him that he was wearing)
“Welcome back. We are still here. They are in space.”
"Copy. Bubble wrap nominal."
"We have rediscovered the chocolate snacks."
“The truth is, the moon really is its own body in the universe. It's not just a poster in the sky that goes by, it is a real place."
“We will build ships. We will visit again. We will construct science outposts. We will drive rovers, we will do radio astronomy.”
"I've seen a lot of new perspectives, but my perspective has not changed because I launched with the perspective that there is enough for all." (After being asked if they had a new view on humankind.)
"On behalf of all Canadians, we wanted some reassurances of your preferences for maple syrup over Nutella on your pancakes."
Artemis II Mission Commander Reid Wiseman to the camera after being told his kids are in the viewing booth at Mission Control in Houston 😭
Mission Control’s response: Copy heart. Copy bracelet.
I'm crying. WHAT?!