doughp

Chance. He/Him. Spending life playing video games and eating.

[memeuplift]

[gin-juice-tonic]

one off gag from my notes

[foxgirl87]

[ourmasteram]

@feluka saw your post, and wanted to make an embedded vid version!

video transcript:

Speaker: And I would like to use the rest of my time to say how appalled I am people are bringing up the Holocaust. Do not use other genocides to describe this one-

[Audience laughter]

Speaker: [surprised] -Oh!

[anxietyproblem]

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[opencharacters]

It looks like Mickey has something to say

[rouge-the-bat]

cringe isnt an insult. if you find me cringe that means i have power over you. im having a fucking blast while youre seething with vitriol at my very existence. whos really winning here

[guerrillatech]

[esoomris]

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

[ghoul-wizard]

Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted

[miss-wizard]

w. looks around nervously. wizard hole

[kaijuno]

[tucsonhorse]

It took me way too long to realize this was just the lyrics and not a real life representation of what it feels like to have chronic pain...

[headspace-hotel]

I think it's supposed to be both

[evilbeast-moved]

i got an insulated metal water bottle recently after using plastic ones for years and oh my god ice water is so addictive. this shit SLAPS i get so excited to drink water thats crazy

[beeelderly]

[tartrazeen]

[muscle-sorcerer]

Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America

[isuggestarson]

Ive got an idea

[muscle-sorcerer]

Mr Arson bestie, I'm excited to hear it

[sandmandaddy69]

[hogheavens]

yurkey family

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

@dasebeleren she cookk me

[straightboyfriend]

[bogleech]

This is a the funniest fucking post I have seen in a year because first the spelling and backstory makes you think he got a role as one of the beatles, and then after the preposterous reveal she says that isnt actually a problem, and I don't think anything more could be funnier than the actual post cutting it off as she makes it all about the couch. Comedy writers please study this.

[mr-deep-downer]

What would the American people do without the courageous perverts of the TSA risking life and your dignity to bravely pat down that suspicious groin area!

[offices-regionalbranch]

I be putting coins in my foreskin just to fuck with them

[mr-deep-downer]

I have blocked people for less but I’ll allow this just once

[ruinedchildhood]