Let's not think too deeply @chandlersnatch - Tumblr Blog

Sorry if this is awkward but are you free every morning for the next 70 years? I’d love to get some coffee if you’re available.

#ah...... if youd believe it my schedule just opened up

kerink

loser chef

#hey uhmmmmmm #keri my boaner

toast-part-two

Hey bro I just found out about this awesome thing called kissing me right on the lips wanna try

#i do.........

bastionkeeper

Saw this image in the reblogs of a post

And as a dishwasher and longtime restaurant worker I just needed to know what the original said so I reverse image searched it and immediately crumpled into the family guy death post on the floor right under my English degree

#benny if you need that pussy ate lemme know okay i wanna support you out there lemme know if you need that pussy ate #i loce you

moldavite

"i don't care what u had for dinner" well i do. can you post a photo of it on tumblr dot com so i can like it please

alivehouse

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

alivehouse

this thing is alive in an undead hivemind kind of way and it wants to fucking kill me

#the whispering forest

gaphic

look even if you ship kataang can we at least acknowledge that a romance plot between a middle schooler and a high schooler would be much harder to swallow without the animated medium to suspend our disbelief

#blacked out and wrote a hundred million tags about how gross it is + how theyre not even doing the pacing and realized i was cluttering tags #but fuck dude fr #its genuinely insane that. theyre giving us these core moments we get after slowly cracking into these characters in the first season #they give us Secret tunnel already????#secret tunnel????#like. thats core kataang. the moment it almost becomes mutual. where katara is accepting him.#secret tunnel. which comes on the tail end of the NORTH POLE #theyre barely even human to each other in season one!#the pacing is whack and its a wink to the people who watched it already but man i do not want the wink #it is so gross im going to have to see a rl kataang kiss on account of how. those are children.#but without so much as the illusion of them slowly growing to see each other as people??? respecting each other???#kataang was weird and forced bryke shit in cartoon but live action pushing their way through the gimmicky shit for views like #there is no way that is not going to be a million times weirder than cartoon #and also?#i do not want to see that middle schooler kiss her #i shrimply dont! my b!

#my art #homestuck #dad egbert #okay im done uploading #i looked at my tag and realized i hadnt actually been uploading anything that i did #this is the remnant from a thing i was doing with rose #and her fighting with dave bc hes super busy dealing with his own emotional bag #and she has to remind him that she also experiences grief #suffers the sin of knowing and not stopping because it's not in her place or in her control #cant escape the eyes of god (john)

#my art #homestuck #alpha dave #joves dailies

#joves dailies #homestuck #alpha dave #dave strider

#joves dailies #my art #dave strider #alpha dave #homestuck #folding my paws #im trying something out

xlivingproofx-deactivated202404

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

#....... 3 to 4?#🥺🥺

utilitycaster

I should note, I hate the soulmates "we would fall in love in every universe" trope for the aforementioned "where's the tension and interest and really anything worthwhile" reasons. However, "we would find each other in every universe" fucking rips. We would interact meaningfully in every universe but sometimes we are lovers and sometimes we are friends and sometimes we are bitter enemies and sometimes we'd simply both be in the same HOA.

#your brain...#we put them together in the same universe twice and they were so deeply different in both #chell making a tiny bourbon and finding herself unsatisfied so she makes a little chell for him #shoving them in a corner to forget about them and they create a new dynamic that is not the same but not entireley different

riverpiracy

gallifreyanwriter

Hey, you know that one character? The one played by the tall, long-haired actor? The one who was pre-law in 2005, and well on his way to going to law school and getting a degree until an unexpected family issue reared its head, and he dropped out and chose a different career path? Y’know, he’s got that complicated relationship with his father, a parent-child relationship with his only sibling, and has some strange, destructive abilities that tie in with multiple traumatic experiences with fire?

error-404-fuck-not-found

op is right and the timelines do match up. what if they were in the same classes

powersandplanetaries

Do you think their classmates were ever like “Sam Winchester… is he the one who dropped out to get custody of his little sister with the YouTube channel?” “No, he was the one who ended up faking his death and becoming a multi-state serial killer with his brother.” “He WHAT?”