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THIS IS A TRANS POSITIVE BLOG. THIS IS AN LGBTQIA+ POSITIVE BLOG. proshippers are cool fiction doesn't equal reality TRANS RIGHTS.

Hi, I'm Smoothie! Or Snake, or whatever you like.

My main blog where I do important stuff is @snake-and-goat, so if you came here for art or fandom stuff, go there, because I rarely post art here anymore. Here is mostly just reblogs of memes or whatever I find interesting.

If you DM me out of nowhere for fundraiser reasons I will block you. I have no money.

Toyhouse is SnakeAndGoat

#blog intro

demilypyro

have i mentioned that i love my vagina and that i've never regretted surgery even for a second. because damn girl i just came hard as fuck. goated. life is good

demilypyro

that's right! that's right!!! and it's only gonna get better!!!!

shoutout to rabbit vibrators theyre my favorite

catboybiologist

There's been a massive wave of vaginoplasty negativity online recently and this is refreshing to hear 🫶

I'm getting mine in less than a month and it's been a bit daunting seeing how people talk about it. I'm not trying to sugarcoat the recovery but I do want to remind myself of the light at the end of the tunnel.

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: getting to the point in my own recovery where I can just play with myself for hours is incredible and i was right to not kms /End ID]

#I say this as a trans guy. having a vagina is dope as fuck you should get one

setulose

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

setulose

Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

setulose

HUGE NEWS

det395

misa-chu

Wait actually we should do this. Theres a serious blood shortage in the US(and canada iirc) right now

the-real-seebs

there is! reminder that eligibility is less stupid than it used to be and blood donation is a good thing to do most of the time. especially o-negative people.

triviallytrue

Can't tell you how frequently I encounter posts on here for people with entirely opposite issues to me

weevil-mastermind

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: 'kill the shift manager in your brain' bro ive been trying to hire one for ten years now /End ID]

bioluminescent-fungus

no amount of butter or salt removes the nutrients from vegetables

toroidalearthtruther

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls

clowniconography

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

helenvaughans

itsmistybitch-deactivated202605

These posts are sisters

lierdumoa

boopidyboopidyboop

The difference between treating characters like characters instead of treating characters like real people is the difference between accusing someone of being an abuser because they find a well written antagonist facinating instead of thinking of said character as "a terrible person"

They are creative mediums and you need to be able to learn to analyze them as such or else youll end up attatched to a character you feel the need to defend rather than explain.

succubusboyfriend

if you have ADHD sometimes you’ll set something down and it just fucking noclips into the goddamn backrooms bro

succubusboyfriend

where the FUCK is my stanley cup man

dinogirl-dongs

The hockey players have it

succubusboyfriend

my fuckgin oiter

oneheadtoanother

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tweet from Maeve (soon arrow emoji) AC 2026 (@/ dogesterone.bsky.social) reading: yeah man did you hear? the guy casting shadows in plato's allegory of the cave got cancelled for casting problematic shadows. yeah its really fucked up especially given that the shadows cast on the wall of the cave are basically the same thing as real things outside of the cave /End ID]

I have a big folder on my desktop of inspirational pictures/memes/etc to keep me going so I shall share them with you here.

theswisscheeserag

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

theswisscheeserag

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

theswisscheeserag

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

melancholygirls

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

stillalittlekid

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

christ-with-a-why

melancholygirls

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

duckydoesstuff

@hellsite-hall-of-fame for your collection

roycohn

inspired by a rant i was going on elsewhere bc someone tweeted something very stupid and uninformed about hamlet and it got my back up as someone who took two single-text-focus english literature courses in college and they were on wuthering heights and hamlet, i now put it to all of you on here:

what's "your" shakespeare play?

hamlet

macbeth

the tempest

merchant of venice

midsummer night's dream

twelfth night

richard iii

othello

julius caesar

king lear

another not listed (specify in tags) (i really just put my own top 10 here nbd)