Two Time National Champions

I'm Lexi and I am so very tired. 26 She/Her

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[importantcatpics]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

[wickedcriminal]

Princess made a whole barbershop quartet: orange, silver, black and tortoiseshell!

What do I name them 😭

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[pixeljade]

Alas, poor Girldick! I knew her, Fellatio: A femme of infinite jizz, of most excellent fanny: She hath borne me on her back a thousand times, and now, how adored in my imagination it is!

[technovillain]

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

[orcboxer]

• Keyboard with a working N key

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

Starting a collection

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

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[home-and-having-tea]

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[dailycatsblog]

[catchymemes]

me be like

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ohcaptains]

[enyter]

[transgenderization]

[calicotisane]

Would you like to pet me?

[calicotisane]

Thank you

[calicotisane]

PPL aren't reblogging this version so the chuzzle is generally stuck in the eternal present moment with the question unanswered. Eyeing the symbol that will never change

[importantcatpics]

[pageofmirth]

gonna start saying Bagayaya before bed

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