Two Time National Champions

I'm Lexi and I am so very tired. 26 She/Her

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[unicouniuni]

Uni says hi :3

[miikuspartner]

[kittybroker]

Chicken nugget and her bewildered stepfather

Tasty little Chicken Nugget and the less edible stepfather now coming in for only $25.60!

[grox]

[grox]

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday

[peridescent]

tuck him in Tuesday once again

[peridescent]

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

[onatuegrospatapouf]

Tuck him out 😈

[showertimeshmoopsie-deactivated]

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

[fifty-shadesofgay]

[tucks him back in]

[kittybroker]

Simba may not be particularly smart, but he has a heart full of love. How much is he worth?

Not very smart Simba making up for a lack of brains with a surplus of sales! Now coming in for only $21.44!

[waackery]

Animation I made as a tribute to Louis Wain, both to his art and him as a person, I hope my animations convey how comforting I find his art. Each cat is drawn on paper❤️ “I am happy because everyone loves me”

[s0fich]

[s0fich]

happy in his blankeyy

[kingcatnine]

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

[rickybabyboy]

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

[ph-cutie]

[queerjukebox]

Reasons to watch Dracula's Guest, a play by @martyrtheatre:

It's really really really good

It's really really really gay

Quotes extensively from the book and is pretty faithful

Accurate characterization of Jonathan Harker!!!!!!

Jonathan getting progressively more disheveled as the play goes on

The various candle sequences

"YOU...shall attend me at supper" <3

That bit where Dracula asks about dances

The harkula kiss...

All of it! It's all good! Stop reading and go watch it!

[catcrumb]

[ozempicofficial]

[c3po]

i think the beatles broke up bc they were all jealous ringo had a way cooler name

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[girlnextvore]

[petite-guignol]

OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.

anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol

[nitw]

ITS NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH EP1 I CANT DO THISSSSSS

[nitw]

i'm so glad you all understand. he literally said this out loud: