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[secret-smut-sideblog]

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

[rickriordancankissmyass]

maybe we've been misinterpreting Percy's fatal flaw. maybe it isn't so much "I'll burn the world down for you" and more "I'll support you and stay with you and refuse to see how you're hurting me". maybe it's fatal because it's him refusing to distance himself from toxic people because they're the ones that were with him all those years ago. yes this is about percabeth

[taintedmind6669]

Rewatching Lucifer (for the millionth time) and thinking about how in the first episode when Lucifer thinks Jimmy Barnes is dead and he gets upset because he cant punish him Chloe tells him “Don’t worry, I’m sure where he’s going the pains coming.” I love this little line so much because Chloe, who we know is an atheist at this point and still thinks Lucifer is a method actor, picks up on the fact that Lucifer believes in Heaven and Hell beyond just the “act” he puts up and tries to comfort/calm him the best she can in the moment.

[idleprimmadonnaxo]

Me to the next person who says Elain should be with Tamlin….

[mmavverickk]

new idea where stella is grown and a stand up comedian and most of her bits and sketches are about the shit Percy and Co. get up to

[mmavverickk]

her greatest hits include

"if you ask my brother what the craziest thing he's ever done was, he would say jumping off a massive cliff to save his girlfriend from falling. which is pretty crazy. but if you ask his girlfriend the same question? she'll give some vague one-liner about all the powerful people he pisses off apparently almost daily. she makes it sound like he's made a hobby of annoying CIA assassins—which, given the christmas card stash of his under a floorboard in the kitchen, is entirely possible. and that's definitely super crazy. but guess what. if you ask his best friend? he would say blowing up his old nemesis' cruise ship. yes. you heard me right. he blew up. an entire cruise ship. and this is all crazy. all of it. like, what the fuck. but the worst part? every single person i ask has a different answer. he caused a glacier to collapse, he drank poison for a bet, he jumped off the top of the saint louis arch. honesly i'm at the point where i almost believe the girl that says he escaped hell."

and

“my brother and his girlfriend got into a fight. i wasn’t supposed to know, except they yelled, and it was loud, so the whole building probably knows, but that’s not the point. the point is that he was saying something about “please, it wasn’t that bad,” and you know what she replied? you know what she said? she said, “Percy, we thought you were dead! you crashed your own funeral!” and may i just say. WHAT???”

[mmavverickk]

“my brother has, i don’t know, like 17 half-siblings, apparently, on his dad’s side. me personally, i’m happy having just the one sibling, but percy? he seems to love it. every time i see him, i get some new outrageous story that’s happened at his dad’s. one day, it’s “Try led a coup the other day and all dad did was grade him on it,” and the next it’s “Kim tried to destroy a small island nation last week and dad finally agreed to let her get a divorce if she’d stop ‘cause this is the fifth one this month,” and the next it’s “Tyson set me on fire again but it’s okay it was an accident and he gave me a knife as an apology.” and you think that’s bad? don’t even get me started on his cousins.”

[mmavverickk]

“he’s got this cousin, and i swear this girl owns a zoo. she’s got, like, an iguana, and a pug, and a parrot, and a weasel, and an alligator, and so many other things! and they’re all so cool, and her horse is named Arion, and every single one of her other pets is named Frank. All of them. there’s the horse, and the Franks.”

[mmavverickk]

"i asked, once, if i could have a guinea pig. before my mom could even open her mouth, my brother snaps, "no." and he never snaps. so of course i ask why. and he starts ranting. he goes on about how guinea pigs are untrustworthy and half the time turn out to be pirates, and lettuce isn't even that good anyway, and to always take my vitamins, and he finishes his rant with a, "Stel, never go to a spa in the bermuda triangle," and a firm nod. and you know what? i never asked again."

[mmavverickk]

“we got our annual christmas card from the cia in the mail this week, and this year, they included an extra note! “Mr. Jackson,” this note said, “we are pleased to inform you that the charges against you in Greece and Rome have been dropped. you are no longer wanted for destruction of property, trespassing, breaking and entering, arson, theft, and possible homicide. however, you are still barred from traveling to europe. merry christmas!” and you know what he said? do you want to know what he said? he said, “oh, i’d forgotten about the arson charges.” and no one will explain to me what happened.”

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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[ruby-white-rabbit]

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

[floralpopie]

NO

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

WELP

[doctor-seamonster]

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

[magrowette]

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[feralpercy]

"You could start by addressing me as your Lord." Zeus scowls, fingers digging into his throne and glaring at the demi god before him.

"Ah, but uncle Z," Percy chides, wagging a finger at the god like one does to a particular bratty kid.

"That would imply that I respect you and I'm not a liar."

[bheska]

I'm still mad about the "i'd burn it all down" line.

Let's forget for a moment this is out of character for Percy to be saying at all, let alone this early.

It doesn't even make sense because, at this point, Percy isn't that powerful. Sure, he has the potential to be, especially if he joined Kronos. But he is not (and doesn't perceive himself to be) powerful enough for him to consider himself a threat to freaking Olympus.

Despite having multiple opportunities, this season didn't have a single scene of Percy using his powers to defeat an enemy. This line only works if the viewers, who probably already read all the books, picture a grown Percy, because his only feats in the show so far are beheading medusa and defeating Ares.

To make matters worse, they don't even show us the scenes in som where Percy is being powerful to back this bold claim. He gets his ass handed to him by Luke twice (understandable), nearly loses to Allison Simms while being helped by Annabeth and flanked by a pool and the fucking ocean (less understandable). Never fights or outwit the lastrygonians (or however you spell it) like he did in the books, Tyson and Clarisse are the ones to defeat them. Never holds his own with the mechanic bulls and Hydra because they cut them out. We never see him fully controlling the boats he's in, and that siren scene was so terribly shot that we barely see him freeing himself and controlling the currents to save Annabeth. And, he never even fights Polyphemus like he did in the books, that gets resolved in the most anticlimatic way possible.

So not only the scene is out of character, it's not even believable within the show's context. I honestly think the writers only put that in bc Walker's puberty hit him like a truck and he doesn't look his character's age anymore.

This is what Walker looked like when he was 13 to 14

I wonder if the writers would think it makes sense for this little guy, with the round baby face and voice cracks, to boldly proclaim he would burn Olympus down.

It would be less nonsensical if the actual line was "I would let it burn."

[finnthephrog]

we need more traumatized Percy

we need more mourning Percy

we need more mentally ill after everything he’s been through Percy

we need more break downs from Percy

we need more ruthless Percy

[mabevil]

lucien stans that are also tamlin stans absolutely baffle me considering tamlin physically abused lucien, sent him off to be raped, and sat back while ianthe also abused him

but tell me again what a bad friend feyre is to lucien

[luvselen]

​"Tamlin didn't inflict violence on Feyre on purpose, he was just panicking."

Oh, right, just like in real life, where so many men 'accidentally' lose their temper and resort to violence.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

with every reblog this post gets, a scam bot on tumblr dies

[strangecreationchaos]

All the weird a** theories about tamlin's redemption arc and people expecting nesta.. NESTA to support tamlin and kill rhysand?????? ARE PEOPLE EVEN READING THE ORIGINAL BOOKS????

This is nesta's thought and her reactions when she met tamlin- ⬇️

And this is her thoughts and reaction to rhysand at the end of the book... ⬇️

RHYSAND HER BROTHER!!!!! She wrapped her arms around him meanwhile points her finger at tamlin and wished to get rid of him.

i get all the valg prince theory with rhysand but keep rage baiting yourselves for tamlin's redemption arc while sarah herself said that's never gonna happen and creating all the possible theories over rhys because of his behaviour that you read through nesta's perspective in acosf is absurd while she herself changed her opinion about rhysand after she overcomes her own trauma!

[animentality]

[thoodleoo]

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

[aaaaalice]

Percy being shocked and horrified that Camp Jupiter doesn't have campfire songs so his first act as Praetor is to commission the children of Apollo in the legion to write rude marching songs. His favorites are "My Centurion Is Very Smart," "Mount Olympus ABCs," and "I Wish My Dad Had Kept It In His Pants."

[aaaaalice]

A is for Apollo flying high up in the sky! A is for Apollo who'd never tell a lie!

B is for Bacchus, the patron of the vine! B is for Bacchus getting day-drunk on his wine!

C is for Cetus slain by Hercules, strong and hale! C is for Cetus, we swear he's not just a whale!

D is for my dad who never makes me do my chores! D is for my dad and mine could beat up yours!

E is for our eagle, which we've never lost a day! E is for our eagle, always here to stay!

(And so on and so forth)

[motherofmonsters]

dndkdndkdnfkfn ok but now I need to know the lyrics to "I Wish My Dad Kept It In His Pants."

[aaaaalice]

I was born for glory, I was born to serve the gods! / I have joined the legion and survived against the odds. / But I've had to battle monsters that could squash us all like ants, / so man I wish my dad had just kept it in his pants!

Our forefathers conquered Britain, Turkey, Syria, and Gaul! / Of all the mighty kingdoms Rome was mightier than all! / But I've never been to London and I've never been to France, / so why couldn't my dad have just kept it in his pants?

[superhero-justice]

I’m 99% sure Apollo is crushing on Percy, canonically.