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dwergas-deactivated20180817

everyone wonders why trees are so big, but I know.

dwergas-deactivated20180817

OK, I can tell you, but the world will never be the same

dwergas-deactivated20180817

their bigness comes chiefly from their height and their girth, which are both enormous. if you look at small things you will tend to find that they are very low in height, width, etc. (you get the picture). trees, however, have a very tall height and wide girth, which makes them extremely large

grand-theft-carbohydrates

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

grand-theft-carbohydrates

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

pissvortex

the government deleted its covid-19 information websites and replaced it with this

pissvortex

every single covid.gov url in existence, relating to testing, health protocols, etc. just redirects to the words “Lab Leak” now

pissvortex

Covid was a biological weapons engineered by china to kill millions of people but taking precautionary measures was unnecessary because it hurt the economy. Donald Trump is a hero who saved the world by developing a vaccine and also the vaccine doesn’t do anything. The enemy is too strong but also weak

homunculus-argument

The term and concept of "rent lowering gunshots" has seeped into my mental vocabulary, and I've welcomed it there. Something I'm up to is gross and weird? Good, keeps the rent low. Keeps judgy people out. Post weird shit on your blog, do weird shit to your hair, be as fucky as your heart ever wants to be. If you're not the one making the profit, make yourself unprofitable. The aposematism of brightly coloured creatures is there to warn predators, not friends.

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

quotent-potables

You have no moral obligation to make yourself palatable for those who would consume you.

— homunculus-argument on Tumblr

frottinq

frot-cember-deactivated20241214

*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

Major scientific breakthrough spotted. in the boundlessly chaotic void of linguistic misunderstanding

originalcrime

they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

queer-here-and-in-fear

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

queer-here-and-in-fear

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

queer-here-and-in-fear

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

derinthescarletpescatarian

Don't forget "and then everybody clapped" for calling "fake" on a heartwarming story about getting to put someone in their place with a sick burn

depsidase

roach-works

REMINDER: luigi mangione has been accused of killing the CEO, not convicted, and the evidence presented is extremely questionable. luigi mangione is NOT the claims adjuster until proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt in a court of law, and the widespread presumption of his guilt makes it much more likely he will be falsely convicted.

cryptotheism

The juxtaposition between the worrying headlines about Elon Musk, and the videos of him in a K hole at a state dinner struggling to manipulate a spoon, is very funny.

cryptotheism

The point is, got me within speaking distance and I could convince him he's the reincarnation of Amenhotep. 20 minutes flat.

cryptotheism

If I had some sort of talisman-shaped piece of jewelry, and a few YouTube reels of guys blowing up pig carcasses with automatic weapons, I could do it in 15.