ChaoSeed

the ultimate implications are left as an exercise to the reader. just some guy who posts mostly Homestuck stuff including a bunch of crazy theories.

[chaoseed]

So people do that thing where they say “(foo) is my next band name”. Also, Homestuck trolls have six letters for their first and last names. Sooo…Why not do a thing where, if you notice some words have six letters, you say “(bar) is my new fantroll”.

DANISH PRINCE is my new fantroll.

LINEAR MATRIX is my new fantroll.

DEVOUR BRAINZ is my new fantroll.

VELOCI RAPTOR is my new fantroll.

BIONIC VAGINA is my new fantroll.

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

SLINUS SEGALL is my new fantroll.

ANDREW HUSSIE is m— wait.

[prokopetz]

SLEEPY KITTEN is my new fantroll.

BITTER FANBOY is my new fantroll.

[nomderonge]

RONALD REAGAN is my new fantroll.

[chaoseed]

This one wins, everyone else go home.

[manorinthewoods]

MARGARET THATCHER is a valid adult troll name.

[chaoseed]

[chaoseed]

[grabowow]

[grabowow]

[imploder]

For everyone who wasn't Homestuck on 10/25/11,

Here’s a wonderful and accurate representation of that night.

[papertownsy]

September 30th:

OCtober 1st:

[linterteatime-deactivated202601]

A bit late but yeah,happy ⑨

[chaoseed]

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what Gensokyo is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

[chaoseed]

A lot of online game characters don’t stick around for very long.

But some do...

[chaoseed]

The Good Omens fandom has existed for years. But now they have...

...fanart

[chaoseed]

I wasn’t misquoting

source

[grabowow]

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[cxxtlyn]

ok im only reblogging this because THATS EXACTLY HOW THE WEATHER IS TODAY

[manda-deactivated20120802]

loooool this is so true bout the weather tooo

[chaoseed]

How do you know if something is popular? If you go to YouTube and the front page has a video with hundreds of thousands of views about how awful the thing actually is.

[cassiniregio]

The next person to tell me to just “be social” I’m gonna roundhouse kick in the face. 

[chaoseed]

New studies show the following things are awful: That book/game/movie you like, Your generation, You

[chaoseed]

Levels of version control

Level 5: Private Github repository with access only for you and your team

Level 4: Public Github repository where random people send you strange pull requests

Level 3: Automated backup program saves your files to an external server on a regular basis

Level 2: Back up your files to a flash drive every now and then

Level 1: Copy the source file and add “_old_v2” to the name

Level 0: Copy the line and comment it out

[shieldfoss]

I feel like there’s a pretty big step between level 3 and 4 - I have continuous version-controlled backup of my private files but they ain’t in a git repo.

[chaoseed]

I see your point, but the idea was just to amuse people and maybe get them thinking.

…Okay, technically the idea was that I got a vague idea and took 30 seconds to write out a post.