Bing Bong

She/They ❁ 20s ❁ AU ❁ Classical Tenor Saxophonist & Bassoonist ❁ Nerd in Many Areas ❁ Background Credit ❁ Strawpage

[chaosmushroom]

Hello!

Since I reblog a whole lot of stuff, I figured I'd make use of pinning posts to keep a record of my cross stitch projects. I really enjoy cross stitching and sharing my finished projects, so if you wonder across my blog feel free to have a look!

Here is the current complete projects list (I hope to expand it!):

Eggtober 2024

Mushrooms

While I am mostly a lurker and just reblog a lot of things (look at my carrd for more details), I do enjoy rambling about things so if you have any questions about my cross stitch projects (or anything else I like for the matter) please do ask!

Enjoy my other Posts:

Dick was my father

Totally Real Story of Conservatorium Life

Bird Loss

Mushroom Growing

Anyway thank you for exploring my silly little blog, and I hope you enjoyed my cross stitch projects : )

[cqtlatte]

farewell, Nod-Krai

[honeybunny-iluvu]

Mizuki fanart

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[facts-i-just-made-up]

History of all yuri?

Al Yuri was born in 1968 in the northern district of the second S of the USSR to the owner of a shovel factory and her husband, a professional burn victim. He was raised by the harsh schoolmarms of Child Education Depot 74, and to be clear that refers to the type of split-trunked tree called a “schoolmarm,” not to any sort of educator.

Defecting to the USA in 1969 over a forced early retirement just prior to his first birthday, Yuri was sent to work in Coal Mines in the state of West Oregon, only a few years before it fell off into the Pacific Ocean. In 1970 he married his lifelong companion, his blankie.

By 1971, Al Yuri was something of a local celebrity to the Oregonians, who regarded him as some sort of god due to his abilities to speak, drive cars, and magically vaporize those who would oppose him, all as an infant. During the siege of Portland in 1973, he earned the gold star for dying in the line of duty no less than four times.

After his last exhumation, Al Yuri returned to his native lands, now part of Siberia after the dissolution of the USSR, because let’s say that S from the other paragraph stood for Siberia. There at the shovel factory where he was born, Yuri ascended to heaven on a conveyor belt of light, where he was mangled by a steel-press of faith, and treated at a hospital of blessings.

He currently works at a Taco Bell across the street from my house and explains this all to me every time I order a Baja Blast.

[fridgevespidae]

if i think about the rat baby and sam too long it makes me want to bawl. expect more eventually

[pukicho]

Hoping to find special candy soon

[dont-touch-the-flower-child]

…do you think caine found the human brain scans obsolete and abandoned just like he was, so he brought them to life and made the circus for them vowing to love them and treat them better than his creators ever did with him? and despite his best efforts he still ended up hurting them and that realization broke his heart? anyway i'm going to walk into the ocean

[greaserink]

cryin' shame that walmart markiplier is just too sexually charged to be on tumblr smh

[hungwy]

everyone has a deep hidden memory of glass cow with milk sloshing inside.

[hungwy]

^ you were born with this memory.

[jfk-update]

Still dead

[tibby]

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

[blackphoenixincorporated]

Tubi is where I found this gem:

[mornington-the-crescent]

[rabbitindisguise]

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

[notbopper]

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

[charl0ttan]

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

[ifwebefriends]

DAWG look at how Caine floats away here in one of the Jax flashbacks I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣

[woundsodomy]

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

[coffee-khaleesi-deactivated2020]

When I was training to be a battered women’s advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:

“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”

Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isn’t that great today, but I have days where my best isn’t that great either. 

[bogfox]

Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.