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gayvampyr

important things happening in r/cats

dogtoks

latchofficial

coldpapernightmare

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

mewcharm

skrt skrt

caelbot

Returning to tumblr with a Hades style Harpocrates that was a present for my lovely partner @halflngs <3

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It turns out that the meds I was taking took away my love for art, so I hope that the year of 2026 is a year of art for me!

quitetheketch-moved

blagueofchaos

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.

mewcharm

skrt skrt

hellothisisangle

No, I’m not a human

hellothisisangle

some other colors for you all to pick your poison

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I just love this omg

plecopsar

king-of-oreo

Social experiments Choose a number from 1-10 BUT choose it based off what you think will be highest

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Rb for sample size

I’m not THAT big

glassshine

big stretch

bedupolker

Don't make fun of people's noses

dubadoowop

Siren baby learns how to sunbathe.

cerayanay

“How would you feed if you were a vampire” reveals a lot about people

“Steal blood donations from hospitals and blood banks” = my personal favorite. They assume the process for this is simpler than dealing with eating people, clearly the most ethical.

“Stealing blood bags is more unethical than eating people” = surprisingly common take. Perhaps they hold the belief some people deserve life saving care over others. If stealing blood people donate anonymously that would keep both you and potential victims alive, then how is it unethical? Most likely, they read this take online and never really thought about it too hard just agreed because everyone else did. Very telling.

“I’d only feed off of volunteers”= has a deep set faith in a sense of community. Not only people that you trust to keep your secret but would put themselves in danger for you. That’s beautiful. Probably gay.

“I’d feed off of strangers but knock them out first, I’d just take a little” = the belief this is more ethical than stealing blood donations is fascinating

“I’d only eat bad people” = MASSIVE can of worms, requiring its own post. who do you believe deserve to die, how would you be sure of that, and how is this more ethical? This conversation is now about who you would murder if you could get away with it