Leia’s Sandbox

🏳️‍🌈Leia (Pronoun?)-26-year-old, pansexual neurodivergent with many worries.🧠 I am a MESSY gal INFP ❤️Sylus and Caleb are my mains 🧡 Scorpio ☀️, Libra ⬆️, Sag 🌕

[chaoticbardlady99]

Masterlist

My page is Viewer Discretion Advised 18+

I realized I might need one of these....

*I don’t do anonymous. If you would like to make a request, you are welcome to PM me. If people want to be mean to me, I don’t want them to be given the comfort of doing it behind an anonymous ask.

This is my Sandbox, I make the rules- don’t be pissing and shitting in my Sandbox or you’ll be voted OUT of the sandbox by your only tribal counsel member (me)

ACCEPTING REQUESTS

My AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/chaoticbardlady99/pseuds/chaoticbardlady99

Baldur's Gate <3

Astarion x Reader:

I DO NOT WRITE ASCENDED ASTARION or CNC- just personal preference. You do you, boo boo.

Ongoing series:

Lethal Woman- Astarion x GN! Reader, ongoing fic, smut

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter Ten

I Wondered if I Could Come Home?- Astarion x F! Pregnant Reader

Part 1

Part 2, SMUT, MDNI 18+

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5 , Smut, MDNI 18+

Darling, Never Stop Haunting Me- Astarion x F! Ghost Reader/ VDA 18+- AO3

Prologue

Chapter One: Music, Regrets, and Party Tricks

Chapter Two: Tea Parties and Fashion Catastrophes

Chapter Three: The Sun is Freezing

Chapter Four: Regrets

Chapter Five: Nisi Pellis Nostra

Chapter Six: Four Clerics and a Vampire Spawn Enter a Tomb (Astarion POV) MDNI 18+

Chapter 7: Skinny Love

Chapter 8: A Brief Intermission

Chapter 9: Performance Review MDNI 18+

Chapter 10: Til Death Do Gale and Tav Part

Chapter 11: Lullabies for the Restless

One-Shots for "Darling, Never Stop Haunting Me"

Haunting Candles Astarion x F! Ghost Reader

Limited Series:

She's My Religion

Part 1: She's Cold, She's Dark, She's Cynical

Part 2: She Needs This Love Just as Much as Me

Part 3: Everyone Wants to Have Their Taste

Part 4: Makes You Believe in Something Above

My Little Mental Health Series

Yesterday I Felt like Dancing- Astarion x GN! Reader

I Took All This Love I Found- Astarion x GN! Reader

Nobody's Fool (Astarion x GN! Tav)

AO3 Link

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5: MDNI 18+

Part 6

One-Shot, two-shot, three-shot (I'm Dr.Seuss without all the weird Seuss baggage)

Joybringer - Astarion x GN! Reader, MDNI 18+, Request

Dying Star Astarion x GN! Reader, Request

One of your Girls : Astarion x M! Reader MDNI 18+ (I tried my best), Request

Like Nothing I've Seen : Astarion x GN! Reader, Request

I Don't Wanna be Your Friend: Astarion x GN! Reader

Admiring from Afar Pt 1.: Astarion x GN! Reader, MDNI 18+, Request

Admiring From Afar Pt 2: Astarion x GN! Reader

Pinkie Promise- Astarion x F! Reader, Smut, 18+ MDNI, Fluff

Triple Dog Dare You- Part 2 to Pinkie Promise

If You Give a Dragon a Steak- One Shot Request

Twists and Turns: Astarion x F! Reader, Gale x F!reader

Never Have I Ever: Astarion x Non Tav F! Reader- Smut, MDNI 18+ (Non Tav Reader)

Maryë: Astarion x GN! AFAB! Reader, MDNI 18+

Repose My Love, For I Have Sinned Enough - Astarion x GN! Cleric of Kelemvor Reader

Brighten the Corners of My Mind- Astarion x GN! AFAB! Reader, MDNI 18+

Halsin x Reader:

Fluffy Halsin Headcanons w/ Male Reader : Halsin x M! Reader, MDNI 18+, request

Other:

As the World Caves In: Karlach x Shadowheart , request

Love and Deep space <3

Now and Tomorrow and Everyday After - Sylus x F!Reader MDNI 18+

Echo- Sylus x F! Reader

LADS Men Big 3

Racing for Time (LADS x MC x Pokemon + Pokemon Mystery Dungeon)

Chapter 2: The Inconveniences of the Human Condition

LADS Fantasy Arranged Marriage AU

[imatmywormrightnow]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

[catnippackets]

I extremely don't understand whenever someone who's mentally ill and unmedicated is like "I'm afraid to go on medication because what if I can't feel good without the meds?" YOU ALREADY DON'T FEEL GOOD WITHOUT THEM. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF TAKING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE

[chaoticbardlady99]

Between my wedding and everything else, I completely forgot to post my bb’s birthday pictures 😭 happy so incredibly belated birthday to Sylus

I loved this birthday card, it was so much fun and I love all the thought MC put into his surprise 😭 also huge fan of the plushies!!!!

[chaoticbardlady99]

I only meant to send her the wedding photos 😭

[traddykes]

being told to take that cock while you’re pinned and getting fucked is so hot cause it’s not an ask or praise, it’s an outright demand. they’re inside you, pounding your cunt so hard and slamming into you that you can barely catch your breath and you quite literally have no choice but to take it. the phrase is a mockery, made to remind you to lay there and submit, let your cunt do what it does best

[chaoticbardlady99]

CrowAppleMC Ramble

(Sylus x You x Caleb)

Fuck it- we post!

CW: Fluffy!

Caleb had been sick for days. His throat hurts, his chest is congested, and every breath is more labored than the last. The Fleet Doctor finally sent him home after he coughed so hard and so much that he passed out in a meeting.

He had considered asking you to come and pick him up from work- he knew you and Sylus were going to be coming up in a day or two anyway so why not see if you two can come earlier? He misses you- both of you, surprisingly enough.

Sylus had been a thorn in his side initially- another obstacle in the way of being able to love you- but, upon Caleb’s return, you had more than enough room in your heart for both of them and they were more than happy to give anything a shot as long as it meant being with you.

In time, Caleb has grown very fond of the leader of Onychinus- how he protects you, adores you, and spoils you exactly how Caleb would. In quieter moments, he has fallen in love with Sylus on his own.

He buys him every model plane he could ever want- even works with him to build them. The two men work in tandem and sync, Caleb looks forward to these days. Sylus is his opposite, but in all the right ways- he taught him to let go and to trust the strength you possess.

But Caleb doesn’t want to bother you. He doesn’t want to inconvenience you or worry you and take all your attention from work; you hate that so much. While being sick may be different, he still can’t bring himself to be so selfish.

So here he is- lying miserably in bed and entirely feverish. His blinds are closed and so are his eyes, the pounding headache has only gotten worse, and he’s not trying to keep himself together.

It’s hard being the protector, the responsible one, the one who never struggles- it makes these moments all the more lonely and harder to share. Drifting in and out of sleep is the only thing he can do.

He’s not sure when he wakes up, but even his stuffy nose cannot hide the scent of delicious chicken noodle soup. Guilt fills him as he realizes that you probably came here early and he didn’t even have anything prepared for either of you.

With a head filled with lead, he barely manages to sit himself upright- it gives him whiplash, he feels dizzy and disoriented, falling forward with nothing to stop him.

Until he collides with a hard, muscular chest. His sunset eyes search blearily and find Sylus looking at him with softness and concern.

“If you wanted to get up,” Sylus teases, “you could have said something, Pup.”

“Smells good,” Caleb barely murmurs, “I feel bad for not helpin’.”

“It’s a good thing you aren’t!” Your teasing voice ringing from nearby breaks up the silence of the room, “otherwise there would be boogers all up in this soup!”

“And you need to rest,” Sylus says, his voice firm, “you aren’t indestructible, Mr.Colonel.”

He doesn’t know when, but at some point, you both help him to the couch. You go back to the kitchen and Sylus holds him carefully. It’s so soothing he can barely keep his eyes awake.

“You need to tell us when you aren’t feeling well,” Sylus murmurs, “you don’t have to go through this alone anymore.”

“It’s easier to suffer alone,” Caleb murmurs, “more comfortable.”

“I wouldn’t say that,” you step into the living room, soup in hand, “you seem way more comfortable now than you did when we first arrived.”

It’s true- everything feels lighter now and he admits that his psyche feels less heavy.

You and Sylus don’t let him lift a single finger- you cooked so Sylus does the dishes. Caleb’s head is in your lap and he loves the feeling of you massaging his aching sinuses- his entire body feels relieved and it almost makes him want to cry.

Almost.

Eventually, he’s snuggled between both you and Sylus. Usually you are the one in the middle, but tonight (as you reminded him) is about making him feel better and leaning up against Sylus while also feeling your touch is cathartic. His hand idly plays with Sylus’ fingers and your soft snores fill the quiet while the muted tv flashes brightly.

“Thank you,” Caleb rasps, leaning further into Sylus, “I…”

“Never would have asked for the help on your own?” His tone is teasing, “I’m afraid that is going to be hard with Mephisto around- he doesn’t like when the people he cares for suffers.”

Caleb chuckles- he thought he saw that damn bird.

“And I don’t like to see it either,” Sylus shyly presses a kiss to his forehead, “I’m here for you too- I care for you too.”

Maybe it’s not love just yet, but damn, it feels pretty close.

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[assignedmale]

[chipper-smol]

the realization that the unhealthy trait you’ve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits

[beebookmagic]

Happy pride

All the bg3 companions are pansexual, and saying they're exclusively sapphic or gay (or straight bc I've seen that too 😭) is erasure.

Thank you.

[druidshollow]

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

[chaoticbardlady99]

Caleb Xia Yizhou as Purple! Gravity Mage! Hawke

MC as gender-bent “what has magic touched that it hasn’t destroyed” Fenris

The thoughts would not stop plaguing me 😅🙄

[chaoticbardlady99]

❤️🐦‍⬛Kitten included 💕🐱

[chaoticbardlady99]

Caleb gives me all the Purple Hawke vibes and I have a WIP of him as the Champion of Kirkwall and I made MC fenris because, on the inside, I am still a 15 year old who is in love and in awe of my grouchy elf man.

(And I haven’t been able to stop playing dragon age for the last month)

[theantivancandlehop]

Reblog if, on the inside, you're still a 15 year old who is in love and in awe of your grouchy elf man

[chaoticbardlady99]

Here I am, reblogging my own post because I am still hung up on this damn man

[goth-queen]