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she/her. 25. TERFs fuck off.

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When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

an-ambient-girl

omg it’s dr. roberta bobby, author of one of my favorite tweets ever written

marxistlesbianist

Omg she wrote one of my favorites also

theblackparadeisdead

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

greatmagisterhexonic

no

theblackparadeisdead

Call this guy the Mark Denier

greatmagisterhexonic

no

theblackparadeisdead

Call this guy the Mark Replier

standwithdaanes

a glossary of lesser known alt right dogwhistles (from this Reddit thread)

emojis in display names/bios: 🌲 (very common among right wingers with environmentalist or agrarian tendencies), ⚡ (resembles SS bolts), ᛉ (the Algiz rune, a common symbol among Nazi occultists), ▐┛(a symbol i've seen among self-styled fascists, not sure of its name/origin), ⚒️ (used by pro-worker right wingers, nazbols, strasserists, conservative socialists, and people of that sort), 🛡️ (tbh I'm unsure of its meaning in right wing communities but I've seen the shield emoji commonly used among them), Σ (symbol for integralism, i think)

acronyms: ZOG (Zionist Occupied Government), GAE (Globalist American Empire), and GNC (Global N***** Communism)

adding random "0”s in the middle of words (e.g. “Hitl0r”) - I think this is one of the many trends started by Bronze Age Pervert, aka BAP, a cult figure on the online right whomst'd've i will mention multiple times here

“actual idealist” (this is a school of philosophical thought developed by Giovanni Gentile, the OG fascist. i have been informed that this is not synonymous with fascism, and it is possible to be an actual idealist without being a fascist. however fascists often call themselves this)

"attaq" (instead of spelling it normally as "attack") - "its explicit attaq on nw evropean heritage" - @ AnimusoftheWest

"bioleninism" (short for Biological Leninism, associated with the neoreactionary/NRx community) - "Bioleninism? more like homocolonialism" - @ 0x49fa98

British Empire nostalgia (particularly among the British alt right sphere) - "The world was a better place when Britain was running it" - @ NxlAnglo

literally anything associated with chadnet.org

“christ is king” (not always part of the *alt* right specifically but almost always signifies a right wing persuasion)

Dark MAGA (a meme format, typically used by people who are more radically right wing than Donald Trump)

"dissident"/"samizdat" (people in the alt right will often refer to themselves in this fashion; in fact, within the community the term "dissident right" is much more popular than "alt right." the term samizdat originated in the Eastern Bloc and it referred to a specific form of dissident activity; secretly publishing/distributing literature that was banned for political reasons (which was very much varied in terms of political content), but in its current usage it has been appropriated and overtaken by specifically the alt right.)

Faustian spirit - "I don't know man, there are people like that - people who have this thing called a "faustian spirit" - who just drop everything to partake in conflicts just because it calls to them somehow." - @ Tinkzorg

Fiume references (references to the Free State of Fiume that lasted between 1920-1924, fascists love that shit. For example if someone describes themselves as a "Fiumean" they're probably fash)

"frens" (sometimes, much of the time it's just an innocent quirky spelling of "friends" but if combined with Pepe memes / "frogposting" it's very likely an alt right dogwhistle) - "Help me find my frens!" - Literally the entirety of right wing twitter

"frogs" (in group signaling used by members of the Frogtwitter community towards one another)

Greco-Roman sculptures (sometimes, tho ppl who use this kinda imagery could also just be vaporwave fans)

references to Hyperborea (according to Esoteric Nazis this is where Trve Aryans descend from or something like that)

"I just want the trains to run on time" (Mussolini reference and one of the better-known fascist dogwhistles on this list)

Julius Evola quotes ("revolt against the modern world," "ride the tiger," "Pagan imperialist," to name a few examples)

"Latinx" (no I'm so serious people on the alt right are appropriating "Latinx" and using it as a derogatory term towards people of Latino/a/@ ethnicity)

"millions must die"/"millions must perish"/"millions must ..." (this is a meme in right wing spaces as i understand it)

“no more brother wars!” (usually a white supremacist dogwhistle, white people being referred to as "brothers" in this case)

norwood (I'm not exactly sure what this is supposed to refer to, my best guess is that it's a reference to the Norwood scale but I'm honestly not completely sure. anyway right wingers use it all the time for some reason) - "My Norwood in Hitler" - a few people so far

our guy (in group signaling which originated on /pol/, also commonly stylized as /ourguy/) - "One of /ourguys/, a tiny account, got doxed." - @ 0x49fa98

a fixation on physiognomy (ascribing personality traits to certain traits in appearance) or otherwise treating it like science

"post fizeek" (attributed to fans of Bronze Age Pervert, an intentional misspelling of "post physique")

"pozzed" (this originally was a shortcut for "HIV positive" but in right wing speak it refers generally to the influence of diversity/'wokeness'/'political correctness') - "The Kali Yuga is too far along: it’s not possible to be “normal” anymore. The culture is too pozzed. Especially for Gen Z." - @ CaligulaHorse39

#ProSlaveryTwitter

making raw eggs/raw milk a central tenet of one's persona (more often than not these types of people are far right or adjacent to the far right)

references to Ray Peat (a biologist, dietitian, and cult figure on the online far right, edit: despite not having right wing politics himself)

“opposition activist” - "Opposition Activist. Proud member of the National Globalist Democratic Equity Party (member no. 542)." - @ CityBureaucrat

soyjACKs (the soyjak meme in itself isn't an alt right dogwhistle, but I've only ever seen the soyjACK meme used by people on the far right. its most common iteration is known as "t*****jak" which is, well, quite blatantly transphobic... also huge tw for a suicide depiction in case you're thinking about looking this up) - "Napoleon destroying the Holy Roman ACKpire at Austerlitz was one of the most providential moments in history." - @ MogTheChungus

"TND," "TFD," "TTD" (idk what this means but thank you u/soffocatoredizog for bringing this to my attention) - "TND... TFD.... TSD.... TKD... TTD... TCD..." - @ Oval _ Opal _ (edit: now I know. TND means "total n***** death," and I assume the rest of the acronyms in this family also refer to wishing for the total death of other marginalized groups.)

"vital living," "vitalist" (refers to a specific subset of the right wing online space, particularly right wing bodybuilders, often abbreviated as "rwbb")

"wat means" (attributed to fans of Bronze Age Pervert) - "I keep attracting Catholic girls despite being a fervent Protestant, wat means?" - @ AngloPlayboy

“westernkind” (I presume another way of referring to however the alt right defines "white people") - "Friend of Westernkind. Globalism is satanic." - @ wayotworld

“…” (i'm serious, just an ellipsis in quotation marks. right wingers use this as a generic photo caption on twitter a lot)

starlight-shadowbanned

I wasn’t familiar with most of these but I do see “Christ is King” commented on Jewish videos a lot.

Another one is “271,000” or “271k,” this is a Holocaust denialist conspiracy theory where they believe only 271,000 Jews were killed in the Holocaust.

Also just want to note here, Soyjak is *ABSOLUTELY* an alt right meme right from the very start. It's just that it, along with the chad shit and "reject modernity, embrace tradition" type memes, ended up becoming normalized as it got picked up by normies not in the know. This article about Soyboy doesn't really properly get into it (Know Your Meme rarely seems to properly acknowledge the full context and implications of some of its memes) but a lot of this is connected to the incel/alpha male/manosphere bullshit, with the (false) belief that consuming soy products raises your estrogen levels and makes you a beta male. The soyjak expression with the open mouth is supposed to make fun of "nu-male"/soyboys, ostensibly left leaning dudes who take selfies of themselves being excited about this or that, like pointing to their new switch or whatever. This probably sounds so weird but genuinely they are obsessed with these people not being "real" men, and also ties into a lot of the bizarre phrenology shit that side gets into, obsessions with weak chins and sloping foreheads being indicative of how (ferengi voice) feeeeemales will never want them. Dated now, but this hbomberguy video isn't a bad place to start for the broad strokes.

▐┛(a symbol i've seen among self-styled fascists, not sure of its name/origin)

This is a crude attempt at the fasces symbol, an icon of the italian fascist party now adopted by groups such as Patriot Front

Other popular dogwhistles include

references to Pinochet

"pinochet did nothing wrong"

memes and images of people being thrown from helicopters

these reference the dictator Pinochet executing leftists and political opponents by throwing them from a helicptor

Along with the pine tree

"active clubs" are groups where nazis can train, do outdoorsy shit, and do sport with the anticipation to be fit and ready for race wars

"retvrn" is a reference to a more primitive time, former fictional glory days where "white cultures" conquered other lands through their "superiority"

There are too many dogwhistles to keep track of, especially with the ADL's credibility having gone down the drain, but something perhaps more important than cataloguing all dogwhistles is understanding how constant and pervasive it is

Nazis are constantly talking in code, obscuring their meaning, and reframing it is jokey funny harmless shit.

It is not harmless nor jokey, and yet it trickles into the mainstream all the time *because* people think it's meaningless

"the noticing" "THEY dont want you to know" "globalist" "reject modernity, embrace tradition" "New World Order"

The point is that once "normies" start using these terms, nazis come to think their ideology is accepted on a larger scale. There is little we can do to oppose this ignorance but we CAN take the next step which is refusing to allow more room.

These memes and jokes get nazis in the door, but it is of immense importance to speak up when they test the waters again.

Do not allow the zionist fuckasses on this post to convince you that nazis and other white supremacists are not a problem we need to be aware of

queer-riot-dragon

Latine is considered an alternative to latinx btw. With bonus points because x can't be pronounced in Spanish.

Sometimes I have what I call "New Towel Blindness," which is basically where I forget I'm an adult with adult money that I can exchange for goods and services I would like, like say new towels instead of continuing to use my grandparents' hand-me-down towels they gave me when they downsized and I was in college.

And it is definitely one of those things exacerbated by growing up poor and then being a super poor twentysomething, but I think it's something many of us fall into.

Anyway today I bought a bra that doesn't cause my boobs physical pain, a purse in my style instead of continuing to use the poorly sized not-my-style purse I'd been gifted, and joined a gym because I remembered I can just give someone money in exchange for them teaching me how to lift weights instead of thinking "gosh strength training would be good to do as my body ages I wish I knew how."

Sheets, towels, PILLOWS (omg REPLACE YOUR PILLOWS), socks, doormats, tea towels, bras, cutlery (sometimes)

At my previous apartment I spent months plugging in my bedside lamp every night and unplugging it the next morning because using the nearest plug made the cord stretch across the middle of the room. Then I remembered extension cords exist and I went and got one for $5 and it was great.

Sometimes you don't even need to spend money to improve things, they just need to be rearranged! At my current place I don't like setting my water glass down on the hard stone bathroom counter top, so I'd been balancing it on a tin of ointment, but then I remembered I have coasters.

A while ago the handle broke off a bottle of cleaning solution, and I spent multiple cleaning sessions painstakingly trying to line up the broken nub with the place it's supposed to press and juust managing to get it to spray. Recently I remembered I can pour the stuff into a new empty spray bottle from the dollar store! Wow!

Realised I can just buy extra pegs instead of struggle to have enough pegs for the laundry. Incredible, now everything I hang out gets a peg and my laundry doesn't get spread over the yard.

bean-pronounced-bawn

I can't find the post but there's this one post that's like "aging is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying not to age"

That but with weight.

Getting or being fat is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying to not be fat.

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

Why this got me boppin at my desk tho lol

i saw this video and had to draw her check out afrococoapuffs, she’s amazing!

Yes I know you mistrust the banks, milord, and I don't blame you, but their Vault Wizards are specially trained to prevent dragons from detecting large amounts of gold. I cannot emphasize enough that it's a full-time job employing multiple specialists, I'm not trying to be humble here but it's not something that just the court magician and I can set up a couple wards for on the weekends and call it good.

It's, it's just that dragons are the primordial embodiment of avarice wrought into fire and flesh. They are truly, supernaturally good at finding large amounts of valuables, that's why the big mines hire those Dragon Scouts to go sniff out their lairs and mark them on the maps as potential mining ventures. You know, in case someone slays the relevant dragon. Which doesn't happen often because, milord, they are simply not that easily slain.

No I know you've hired many knights, blooded warriors and true. Yes, I was there when you gave the ten most impressive ones their special sashes. Very grand, very high honors, of course. Ehm. It's just, none of them have ever actually faced a dragon. Yes no I know Sir Edbert says he did but Sir Edbert is rather notoriously prone to exaggerated and tragically unverifiable tales---

Well no milord of course I would not doubt the word of a sworn knight. Perhaps his sobriety, but not his word, as such.

The point is that the grand treasury, while surely grand and a very special notion, is just... it is mayhaps not the ideal way of handling the realm's finances? Perhaps a series of smaller vaults, capped well below the dangerous wealth threshold at which gold is known to whet the appetite of colossal winged harbingers of death, in different corners of the realms or...?

No, I, yes well I do realize that will impede anyone's interests in coming into the vault to hurl around the gold coins and go "whee, I'm so rich!" I am aware of its deficiencies as a plan in that regard. No, I see I've misjudged a few things.

Actually, thinking on it, milord, I truly believe what you need is a fresh set of skilled wizards on this job. The court magician and I, we cannot keep up with your visionary thinking. We're too old-fashioned. But the wizards revolutionizing the eldritch academies seem to be more on this sort of level. I hear they've made some truly remarkable choices in terms of outsourcing all of their spellwork to the Ever-Whispering Void, such that it takes mere minutes for them to set up an entire defensive array. That's just the sort of innovative thinking you require.

Though it will grieve the court magician and I to leave your service, perhaps this is a sign that retirement is overdue. So I'll just... be moving further away from the big pile of gold... in the opulent, dome-shaped building with the crystal skylight... best wishes.

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

hunter-rodrigez

So I do 3D modeling and printing as a hobby, and a few weeks ago I designed wheel guards meant to prevent office chairs from running over cables and clothes... or your pet's tail.

I got the idea from cowcatchers old locomotives used to have.

Anyways, yesterday I uploaded the model to Thingiverse, and just hours after uploading it, the Community Relationship Manager of the whole website left a comment suggesting I enter the model into a competition that's currently being held on the site.

So I did... and now it's in third place not even a day later. First place is $500, but the competition still has a month to go.

Then the Community Manager contacted me again, telling me they want to feature my model in an upcoming design promotion.

Just, what is happening? I mostly made this thing for myself in, like, an hour, and now it's suddenly super popular? This is all a little bit overwhelming 😵‍💫

Other models I worked on for weeks didn't get nearly as popular. I swear, it's impossible to predict what people will like.

Anyways, if you want to print the wheel guards yourself, you can get the model here or here.

I also made a quiet version you can stick furniture felt pads on.

these-violet-delights-fic

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

when fictional creatures are characterized as having superhuman agility (e.g. some versions of vampires) i think they should also canonically have flabby skin. "this species has catlike predator traits" ok now give it catlike baggy skin for flexibility. make its tummy jiggle like a slinky

evolvinglittlebird

My Love and Deepspace holy trinity, aka the Tail Trio.

cosmicalwanderer

He was made for crop tops ✨

VALKO FACE ANALYSIS AND MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT MAKING AN ACTUAL TUTORIAL

As i said, feel free to ask if you have any questions! I'm jumping back to requests, see you later!

face of a boy who tried to jump up onto the bed and missed

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

taking notes

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