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Love Begins
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Kaledo Art
Not today Justin
RMH
cherry valley forever
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Misplaced Lens Cap
occasionally subtle
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@chaotickittykat
I'm 100% down to support you, but I am NOT a licensed therapist. It is not my job to take all of your emotional baggage and try to fix you. I won't tolerate you treating me like shit because you were hurt - you are old enough to seek help.
OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM
KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST
“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
12/27, 8:37PM CT
ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM
12/28, 12:18PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***
12/28, 10:22PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY
GO COOKIES GO
@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper @homebeccer GET READY
lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and
12/30, 12:39AM CT
@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper
holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE
The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season
THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP
COOKIES ACQUIRED
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey
how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
AND
IT’S
IT’S
IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-
I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED
Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks
Its not even an in-game feature
Oh my god it’s back
H O W
I’ve had this sort of thing happen.
At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.
I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”
No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.
I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.
I’m crying this is so funny
theres so much going on in this post
Please watch this video if your sad.
(No kitties were hurt.)
“you’re probably two days old”,
“this is the flower crown I wear when shit’s about to get deep”
i love this
“Alright I got my flower crown on. This is the flower crown I wear when shit’s about to get deep, shits about to get fucking deep in here. I heard you were sad so I decided that I needed to come and rescue you, like some sort of like, prince. Okay, here we go. I’m gonna cheer you up. Here you go! (Small meow, another meow.) Here. Here we go (meow meow), here. Two days old, right? (mew mew mew mew mew) Two days old.. two days old, already cute as hell, has lots of potential. I’m gonna return it right there. And you? You’re a lot like that kitten, whoever you are. You have lots of potential, you’re probably two days old, aaand you’re very cute.”
@spacebunboi
This is one of the most tumblr posts on tumblr but unlike many ‘Very Tumblr’ posts this one is actually harmless and good
Yeah shut up, its not for you!!
Omg, I cannot believe redesign a teenage character (that spends a good amount of their time fighting) to have amour, body proportions, and shorts under a vey short skirt! It's almost like...gasp! She looks like a sixteen year old girl! Shame on them for not making her sexy!!
Another TAZ sketchdump (digital art edition)
being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
being in a public restroom
being in a public
people adding things 2 my posts
your posts
ur blog
IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE
you thinking that comment was necessary
thinking
wen u zoom in
I love this post
love
It just keeps getting better
overused captions
Tumblr’s new layout
the internet
this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog
Long ass posts
everyone on tumblr must see this.
reblog it across the everywherenet.
That Moment your friend ate maceroni with ketchup at school infront of you
i just had the absolute WORST realization
glee would have covered despasito
Google how do I delete someone else's post
He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.
Oh my GOOOOOD
You're doing amazing sweetie
do you guys wanna see maybe the stupidest most absurd life hack video i’ve ever seen
i cannot take my eyes off this video whenever i start playing it. the amount of dumb shit that goes on just entrances me. this video is only 10 minutes long but it feels like an eternity
i wanna point out i didn’t share this video because i think it’s funny. i think it’s a unique, extremely desolate video that fills me with a sense of dread that i cannot even begin to relay with words. from the music, to the things this person does. all of it is dreadful in a very specific way
not gonna lie i thought you were exaggerating until i saw that toothpaste come out
i did it. i made it through the video. this took my soul. coca cola in an egg? Why?
Videogames: you can choose from twenty different eyelashes!!!! oh but you can’t be fat
Yeah, whine about how you can’t have a fat character that can scale walls, or sprint. Please whine more.
you’re so right kiddo….. games are very realistic……. like the parts where you die and then come back again? classic realism.
but we can’t have fat people in videogames because fat people are the real fantasy creatures and not like… the dragons. and of course, every thin person can scale a wall. sure sure.
Y’know what, here’s something that’s been pissing me off for a while.
Fat? Easy to gain. So so easy. Our bodies want to keep fat around, because we’re designed not to starve.
Dropping fat? NOT so easy. When people talk about “losing fat,” what they’re saying is “I need to override millions of years of genetics to convince my body I’m not dying and it doesn’t need this carefully-stored fuel.” Dieting? Your body thinks it’s starving. Work out like crazy? Your body thinks it’s in a situation where it needs to bring the hammer down on the regular, and that means you need more fuel – speaking just for myself, I want to eat the world after I lift. That shit doesn’t melt away, even if you’ve been training like a motherfucking monster for months and eating right, because the body wants to keep it.
So yeah, the “eat less move more” doctrine can fuck itself right in the face.
There are very, very active fat people, fat people who are experts at every sport and physical activity you can imagine. But because fat rests on top of the muscle, you don’t know when we’re jacked. Oh, sure, sometimes you can get a idea, if a person is WILDLY active, like for a fucking living. Here’s Samoa Joe, the NXT pro wrestling champion who was literally dethroned last night:
Yeah, you can see there’s a lot of power there.
But a lot of times you can’t. Here’s Vince Wilfork, two-time Superbowl tackling champion:
And here’s Holley Mangold, 2012 superheavyweight division Olympian:
These are people who fight (and flip, and do all kinds of crazy shit in Joe’s case), and run, and lift for a living.
And they’re not unusual, as much as you’d like to think so. The world is full of fat powerhouses, of fat runners, of fat Crossfitters, and they’re just as good at doing the thing as their smaller counterparts.
So realism? Fuck off. The only reason we don’t have fat game characters is because society is fatphobic as fuck.
Also? Saints Row lets you be fat, *and hot,* so don’t even come at me with “nobody wants that.”
“fat people can’t climb though”
(Exhibit A: Fezzik carrying 3 people up a cliff)
“yeah but that’s fictional!”
and video games aren’t?
Apparently weight weighs differently if it’s fat instead of, like, eight different machine guns and a rocket launcher?
Video games let you carry all sorts of shit, they can let you carry your own body.
Love this!
Weight doesn't determine if you can climb a wall. Training does.
I want my husband to have this accent
alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient
Pretty sure this is somewhere in eastern Massachusetts accent and convenience stores considered.
I can’t believe my roommate brought an actual real life horse into our apartment…
This is a lie I made this up for notes
think again
I love this more then I should.
You know what they say about gift horses, right?
@setheverman
I've been Attacked. Bamboozled. OP burned my crops and slaughtered my entire villaged.
reblog if you think
is better than
"but tight clothes-"
If it's that tight how do you have enough extra fabric for it to go inside your cleave and cup your entire titty
Pittsburgh police shot a black 13 year old running away from them to death on Juneteenth
Pittsburgh police shot a black 13 year old running away from them to death on Juneteenth
Pittsburgh police shot a black 13 year old running away from them to death on Juneteenth.
If it is not clear from the text, they shot him in the back at a distance and was no threat to the officers
I saw a blurb on the news this morning about an individual shot by police and I just assumed the rest of the details. How fucking sad is that. I’m ashamed of my town right now.
I feel like the police violence is escalating here. They beat Jordan Miles (also a teenager at the time
http://amp.wtae.com/article/photos-from-the-jordan-miles-case/7402144#referrer=https://www.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s
Paralyzed Leon Ford
http://www.post-gazette.com/local/city/2018/01/17/Leon-Ford-Pittsburgh-civil-rights-police-shooting-paralyzed-police-officers-David-Derbish-settlement/stories/201801170193
And finally murdered this child. His name was Antwan.
if you are in the pittsburgh area there’s a march at the courthouse downtown tomorrow at 12 pm. here’s a link to the event
to summarize:
-police were following the car antwon was a passenger in because it matched a description (note: antwon was 17 yrs old, not 13 like many of the reports say. There was a 13 yr old on scene, however).
-police eventually stopped the car & ordered the driver out/onto the ground. antwon & another passenger bolted
-police fired 3 rounds into his back. Although 2 guns were found in the car later, Rose was unarmed when he was killed
-the driver was later released without being arrested
-the name of the officer who killed antwon rose has not been released. What we do know is that he has been put on administrative leave, and he was involved in other local departments 7 years prior. However, he was sworn in the same night as he killed Antwon.
-there were no dash/body cams, but a witness took a video. Be warned, it is graphic by nature.
-here is the statement that the family of the victim released
The fact they feel it’s necessary to shoot when we run away instead of chasing us proves there’s a problem. And it’s not the in the training received before being sworn in it’s their character in general. They are literally giving badges to demons out here. Breaks my fucking heart.
He was 17
His 13 year old brother was in the car as well. Initial reports said he was 13. I’m sure you can understand how that could happen in the chaos that transpired right?
Update
http://www.wtae.com/article/east-pittsburgh-police-officer-identified-in-antwon-rose-shooting/21754207
Jitneys were the precursor to Uber or Lyft. Imagine you and your brother get a Lyft home and the cops pull the driver over. Then shoot at you as you run away.
He was a poet, an avid skateboarder, and volunteer at local charities. Loved by family and friends.
There have been at least three protests. Currently one is shutting down a major highway. Pictures above are from earlier today
There will be another protest tomorrow. There are also several recordings and live feeds of the protests on FB
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155469375676615&id=272030711614
“I see mothers bury their sons,
I want my mom to never feel that pain”
–Antwon Rose, buried son, 2016
#fucktheusa
my mom is physically, emotionally, and sexually abusive. please help me raise a little money because now i doubt shes gonna pay for my hrt bc i plan on cutting her off and just living with my dad. i just survived a suicide attempt and i am coordinating with counselors and social workers as well as my family on what legal action can be brought against my mother, but until then, i will not get any financial support from her, no help. please donate and i hate asking this but it’s necessary to me at this point. i turn 18 very soon (august 29th, 2018), and i only have a few dollars to my name.
paypal.me/amberisabellemorton
please ignore the deadname but heres my paypal
i don’t wanna seem desperate but ive received no donations so far… Please keep sharing this around y'all. I really need support.
You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)
I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous
Not risking this dude
Sorry guys
