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Last updated- 7/30/26

theres some amazon employee that just got woken up in their chair cause some impatient chud asked for same day delivery at 2AM

#crambling #sorry underpaid employee i want project hail mary injected into my veins

bronzedeerstatues

chaoticstargazers

SEC OND ! ! ! ! !

#crambling #brize sighting #SECOND #AS IN THE MEASURE OF TIME

hello moose. that is my fresh clean laundry you have parked your stinky cat butt on. could you consider moving.

#crambling #moose sighting

i think smilers might get a little scared in the frontrooms for the first time the same way we get freaked out in the backrooms. uncanny valley but reversed

#crambling #doodles #expanded complex mention #smilers #smiler backrooms #backrooms au #i drew this in a second on my computer because i thought it was really funny

p4rtycr4sh3r

Baby Partypooper. So ugly and 2 months old.

Very scared of cookies…

#chaotic reblogger #oughh #just a creature

why do tears not sting your eyes but ocean water does. whats so different about fish salt that it hurts compared to person salt.

#crambling

dragofelid

I think it's relevant now to share a sticker design/pin i plan on making for my shop. No more being in the middle. fuck harry potter and fuck anyone who is still defending/supporting this transphobic/racist series

#chaotic reblogger

dragofelid

I think it's relevant now to share a sticker design/pin i plan on making for my shop. No more being in the middle. fuck harry potter and fuck anyone who is still defending/supporting this transphobic/racist series

#chaotic reblogger

dragofelid

I think it's relevant now to share a sticker design/pin i plan on making for my shop. No more being in the middle. fuck harry potter and fuck anyone who is still defending/supporting this transphobic/racist series

#chaotic reblogger

i-give-you-a-fish

I need everyone to go look at this artifact i just saw

#chaotic reblogger #its beautiful

theming in dragon adventures

#crambling #doodles #dragon adventures #venid dragon adventures #venid #i forgot to draw the wings fuuuuucck

carnival torment for infinity

happy 8/8

#crambling #brize sighting #daffy sighting #carnival appreciation post #carnival server mention #serverposting

angelinsecta

finally got to see this movie i enjoyed it very much

#chaotic reblogger

hypochondriac-butters

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

#chaotic reblogger

zechery-deactivated20220114

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

thebaconsandwichofregret

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing