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[beardednegro]

Previously, I’d only seen the first two panels and assumed it was the complete comic.

This version is much better.

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

omg it’s so much better with the conclusion

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

[ihatejonarbuckle]

russian kinder surprise

[maschine-klatsch-deactivated201]

That looks like it’s made of coal.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

It tasted like coal

[acoolguy]

you ate a vase

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

[allisonpregler]

*gets to the part i really started writing this fanfic for* me: *sternly* this better be good, me

[meglm]

Im Psyched about Lil Js heist so to celebrate i made another Fake AH crew Snap Chat. 

[dajo42]

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

[colorfuloddity]

THERMOS

[athenavine]

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

[memewolves]

“thermos” (or θερμός) literally means “warm” in Greek and since most of HP’s magic language is mangled or fake Latin or Greek, it would make sense in-universe if it did work

[thebootydiaries]

[c3rvida3]

My new meds make my skin throw a fit. It’s not terribly bad, just a few things here and there, but it’s bumming me out because I’ve never really had too many run-ins with acne.

My four-year-old sister, however, is under the impression that it’s just “3D freckles”, and that they look very, very pretty. She wants all of my freckles to “pop out”, especially the ones across my nose; they’re her favourite.

And it puts me in this weird position where I can’t say, “No, this is acne, and it’s bad,” because I don’t want to teach her that it’s a bad to have unclear skin, you know?

Because the more I think about interactions I have with children, the more I realise that children will consistently compliment “flaws” until they’ve been taught not to.

Like, a kid at the library, whose sister has vitiligo, saw my scars once and suggested that his sister and I should be cats for Halloween, since I have “tabby skin” and she has “calico skin”. “I can be a black cat,” he immediately added. “It’s not AS cool, but they’re the spookiest.”

When I started losing weight, my little brother immediately demanded that I gain it back, because I wasn’t as comfortable to cuddle with anymore.

And my other little sister always wants to wear her paint-stained clothes to school so that “everyone can tell [she’s] an artist”.

I don’t know. I guess talking to little kids just reminds me that all of this superficial shit we worry about really is 100% made up.

[thebootydiaries]

[commander-ledi]

fun fact! google image search allows you to search for images that you are legally allowed to use for example as textures for your art or as assets for your blogs and websites

[anexperimentallife]

I keep forgetting that not everyone knows about this.

[conjunx]

okay lord have mercy on my soul ive seen about like five posts calling this poor man the players cousin He is Not The game was based in hawaii and as a person raised my entire life there i can tell you its just a thing we say… Like.. Even if you JUST meet someone please stop bringing ur incest fantasies into a pokemon game i want peace on earth

[wadewilsonparker]

Who ever has the ‘lieutenantpalomo’ is literally the only lieutenant that follows me and I think about that a lot

[cleanyams]

omg but you are like 100% too cool for school

[wadewilsonparker]

Shut the fuck up Palomo

[achievementhunterposters]

Let’s Play – Mario Party 10 – Bowser Party

@achievementhunterposters

[greenekangaroo]

“What’s stopping you from-”

Money. 

Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. 

So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it. 

[sanshofox]

THIS

[reginaluporum]

hey everybody, check out these lesbian witch cats at my local rescue

[kaisacheron]

This is… oddly beautiful.

[melissapaigexx-deactivated20170]

Omg. I love this post so much

[kaisacheron]

STAY TIL THE ENDING OMG

[yungdesideratum]

ITS BACK THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

[bombing]

fucking doctor trying to tell me i have “radiation poisoning” like it’s something i definitely care about. can i fly or not

[kawacy]

2015-2016 tutorial collection full version all available here