Punching wood!

this blog tried to swim in lava. run by mod steve, mod alex and mod herobrine. no homophobes, terfs or transmeds allowed!

[gay-slime]

[lgbtminecraft]

[dark-oak-tree]

/gamerule mobGriefing false

[teethcraft]

[bloodmintgearbox]

[beach-blocks]

[queer-wither]

[yars]

mine craft

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

God the inherent melancholy of playing Minecraft. You're just digging for coal and that one piano song comes on and you're 13 again

[raysipe1]

Minecraft and his dog

[raysipe1]

Minecraft and his dog

[raysipe1]

Minecraft and his dog ..

[raysipe1]

Minecraft and his Dog. ..

[zubneo]

can I just say I love the way you draw Alex!! She such a sweetie!!

Awww thanks!! I absolutely love drawing her!

[mega-taiga]

touch this game again you scandinavian little bitch and ill death roll u like a crocodile

[piefiger-fuchs]

You people are embarassing and I could snap you all like a toothpick

[mega-taiga]

*injects my venom into you like a death adder*

[frogfete]

i think im just gonna try to recreate all of the intro art by the end of summer :p

[ace-lilypad]

o but to be a simple minecraft sheep… spending my days wandering aimlessly through sunny flowered fields and munching on grass, destined to be punched to death and turned into a bed

[marx-xiii]

Finally, some good fucking news.

[shittyminecraftmodsdaily]

A mod that switches cows with spiders. Spiders are friendly and spawn in the day and can be milked, cows are hostile and spawn in dark and climb up walls.

[queer-wither]

so like real life?

[shittyminecraftmodsdaily]

friend, first off: where do you live? and second: can I visit?

[misndrist-deactivated20210107]

[misndrist-deactivated20210107]

[teathattast]

clemarchy

[kinkytwisted]

I’m sorry, what??

[teathattast]

[mega-taiga]

okay but like…. imagine playing minecraft completely blind. no youtube videos, no text guides, no wiki.

imagine the shock when you find out a nether portal. the amaze as you craft an enchantment for the first and the intrigue with enchanting your first item. figuring out what the enchantments do. figuring out potion brewing and trying every combination to see what you can create. finding out redstone can be used as electric wires. finding structures deep underground or buried under sand. finding people in villages who arent you and figuring out the trading system. figuring out breeding, farming and fishing. trying to unlock every crafting recipe and advancement. spawning the wither for the first time, or activating the end portal. the fighting mechanics, swords, shields, bows and crossbows. seeing a supercharged creeper for the first time, but having a skeleton accidentally kill it and the utter confusion of it dropping a music disc.

imagine

[piromantic]

*travels to the other side of the country* whoa i’ve never seen these biomes bef

post cancelled i forgot biome was a real term and not just a minecraft word

[chargedcreepers]

godzilla 🤝 the ender dragon

scary reptiles who people think are men but are actually lesbians

[byronicbrit]

spooky