whooomph!

Slam dunk me into a trash can

[swarnpert]

whats going on with miku

[autosadist]

many of her

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

world tour

[undeadentropy]

[antimasculist]

10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea

[piedude]

D.A.R.E. if the MKUltra guys designed it

[geekysteven]

Example art from Tumblr users @poltergrease @teenageclown @randomationality

[mattressblowoutsale]

Saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “BEAST MODE ON/OFF” with the “ON” indicated and for a split second I thought it was pointing to “OFF” and i was like thats fucking insane

[minart-was-taken]

Autism be upon ye

[creatures-in-posts]

Confirmed creature post

[treecitysessions]

She’s just like me

[puppybeargf]

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

[weirdfags]

tried this out

[casket-of-beauty]

[red-mercer]

People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they

[paulsebert]

Marble is a medium in which you can be horny on main and everyone’s like “wow that’s classy.”

[alexaloraetheris]

I think having skills to construct flesh out of stone gives you as much right to be horny on main as any creator god.

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[lindleland]

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

[shadovvheart]

i will... draw for fun... the things that..... bring me joy ...

[its-your-mind]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

My laptop ran an update while I was sleeping last night which would've been fine except that the fan pad it sits on has rgb lights that fire up whenever the the computer first powers on, so in the middle of the night my computer finished its restart sequence and this happened:

[wizardarchetypes]

please my friends are doing psychedelics and for whatever reason one of them asked me if I have anything to read and I checked my bag and all I have us Dante’s Inferno

[wizardarchetypes]

hey man looks like you’re enjoying your high. off topic but have you thought about hell lately and what it would be like to be there forever and ever and ever and

[depsidase]

[ober-affen-geil]

[strawtebby]

“Fucking Pig.”

“I’m a stripper not a cop.”

“Oh god I’m so sorry, thank you for your contribution to the community, sir.”

[nimona-antifa]

HELP I’M WHEEZING

[ayy-junipei]

Yarn holder

[ayy-junipei]

The slurperrr...

[carbomcoco]

I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok