Magical Bean

Charley | they/them | queer as fuck ~ Spoonie ~ Cancer sun | Cancer moon | Aquarius rising ~ I reblog: gay shit, leftist shit, witchy shit, practical tips, and anything that makes me laugh

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

[pathfinderisbestpony]

What an adorable start to a murder

[theroguefeminist]

jews: Kabbalah involves jewish mysticism and texts so complex + specialized only jews well-versed in jewish scholarship to even begin to understand. Others shouldn’t study it.

gentiles in medieval europe: WHY R U KEEPING THIS SECRET?? MUST BE DEVIL WORSHIPPING MAGIC!!

gentiles a few centuries later: lets make a term called “cabal” for secret evil political groups based on the word kabbalah! cant trust those jews!

gentiles during the enlightenment: this kabbalah stuff sounds cool! what if we changed this shit up for christians to use? lets do some alchemy shit this is rad

gentiles today: *starts kabbalah ~religion~ as a celebrity trend* *appropriates kabbalah for ~occult~ cool points in the media and tarot* *profits off of books on faux kabbalah bs to the point jews have trouble finding legit sources on kabbalah*

jews: …

[alivanna-studyblr]

Freemasons: we’re gonna repackage some of this kabbalah with a hodgepodge of ethical maxims and architectural engineering metaphors and market it as The Wisdom of Solomon™.  FOR BOYS ONLY NO GIRLS ALLOWED. Gardner and Valiente: I’m going to repackage Freemasonry with traditional witchcraft and Romantic poetry and call it Wicca™.

Gardner: …And no old chicks.

Valiente: !? Modern Pagans: At last we have completely liberated ourselves from teh Judeo-Chrsistian Paradigm™.  Also you literally cannot understand these fabricated ideas of ancient polytheistic religions unless you understand kabbalah.  Also cultural appropriation is horrible.

Jews: …do you even listen to what you are saying????

[will-o-the-witch]

Reblogging again for the perfect addition

(While also noting that Wicca drew mostly I think from the Order of the Golden Dawn, which still uses a lot of Kabbalah)

[greysorcery-deactivated20200709]

I literally couldn’t put it any better myself.

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

my neck, my back

they hurt, they are Sore

[nonbinaryraichu]

who else is taking a big sip of

My Significant Other Is Amazing And Im So Lucky to Have Them In My Life juice on this fine tuesday

[different-landscapes]

[blurchur]

Hey if you’re a terf and you’re reading this. I have a penis and I’m a biological woman. Oh also get fucked 💕

[saint-butch-deactivated20210430]

OP needs rehab for his obvious crack addiction :(((

[afireisfine]

OP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING

[blurchur]

WEED

[1010ll]

[73980]

sometimes being a witch is just drawing a sigil on ur titty

[evilkakyoin]

i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise

[dongboss]

whats the surprise

[brucebocchi]

blood poisoning

[edgykoalagod]

When a cat head become too big for your hands reblog if you agree

[princesstigerbelle]

what about cats getting way too big to be held

[thembo-cyanide]

[paleblueyedot]

He’s just an ordinary demi-guy.

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[strange-gods]

our souls bowed down to the dust

[jonsnowboard]

[mutablefire]

I want to know the artists of these incredible sculptures!

[zombieseamonster]

1) Lorenzo Quinn– Force of nature 2)Fredrik Raddum– Trans ī re 3)Daniel Firman– Elephant(?) 4)Johnson Tsang– Kiss 5)Zenos Frudakis– Break Through From Your Mold 6)Paige Bradley– Expansion  7)Robert Glen– Mustangs 8)Ervin Herve-Loranth– Feltépve 9)Jean-michel Folon– (I couldn’t find the title)  10)Giambologna– Appennino  11)Adrian Gray– (couldnt find the title)  12)Darin Lazarov– Dragon Lovers(?)  13)David McCracken–Diminish and Ascend 14)jJason deCaires Taylor– (couldn’t find the title)  16)Han Meilin(he designed it anyway)– Guan Yu 17)Petrus Spronk– The Architectural Fragment  18)Eva Oertli and Beat Huber–The Caring Hand 

[itscolossal]

A Beetle Tattoo Spreads its Wings in Tandem With its Owner’s Arm

[witchcraft-kid]

everybody thinks you’re kinda creepy and cool when you say you’re a witch until they see you collecting water under the rain and screaming at a jar

[queer-gladion]

reblog to drop kick a transphobe