Magical Bean

Charley | they/them | queer as fuck ~ Spoonie ~ Cancer sun | Cancer moon | Aquarius rising ~ I reblog: gay shit, leftist shit, witchy shit, practical tips, and anything that makes me laugh

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

[pathfinderisbestpony]

What an adorable start to a murder

[theroguefeminist]

jews: Kabbalah involves jewish mysticism and texts so complex + specialized only jews well-versed in jewish scholarship to even begin to understand. Others shouldn’t study it.

gentiles in medieval europe: WHY R U KEEPING THIS SECRET?? MUST BE DEVIL WORSHIPPING MAGIC!!

gentiles a few centuries later: lets make a term called “cabal” for secret evil political groups based on the word kabbalah! cant trust those jews!

gentiles during the enlightenment: this kabbalah stuff sounds cool! what if we changed this shit up for christians to use? lets do some alchemy shit this is rad

gentiles today: *starts kabbalah ~religion~ as a celebrity trend* *appropriates kabbalah for ~occult~ cool points in the media and tarot* *profits off of books on faux kabbalah bs to the point jews have trouble finding legit sources on kabbalah*

jews: …

[alivanna-studyblr]

Freemasons: we’re gonna repackage some of this kabbalah with a hodgepodge of ethical maxims and architectural engineering metaphors and market it as The Wisdom of Solomon™.  FOR BOYS ONLY NO GIRLS ALLOWED. Gardner and Valiente: I’m going to repackage Freemasonry with traditional witchcraft and Romantic poetry and call it Wicca™.

Gardner: …And no old chicks.

Valiente: !? Modern Pagans: At last we have completely liberated ourselves from teh Judeo-Chrsistian Paradigm™.  Also you literally cannot understand these fabricated ideas of ancient polytheistic religions unless you understand kabbalah.  Also cultural appropriation is horrible.

Jews: …do you even listen to what you are saying????

[will-o-the-witch]

Reblogging again for the perfect addition

(While also noting that Wicca drew mostly I think from the Order of the Golden Dawn, which still uses a lot of Kabbalah)

[greysorcery-deactivated20200709]

I literally couldn’t put it any better myself.

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

my neck, my back

they hurt, they are Sore

[nonbinaryraichu]

who else is taking a big sip of

My Significant Other Is Amazing And Im So Lucky to Have Them In My Life juice on this fine tuesday

[different-landscapes]

[blurchur]

Hey if you’re a terf and you’re reading this. I have a penis and I’m a biological woman. Oh also get fucked 💕

[saint-butch-deactivated20210430]

OP needs rehab for his obvious crack addiction :(((

[afireisfine]

OP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING

[blurchur]

WEED

[1010ll]

[73980]

sometimes being a witch is just drawing a sigil on ur titty

[evilkakyoin]

i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise

[dongboss]

whats the surprise

[brucebocchi]

blood poisoning

[edgykoalagod]

When a cat head become too big for your hands reblog if you agree

[princesstigerbelle]

what about cats getting way too big to be held

[thembo-cyanide]

[paleblueyedot]

He’s just an ordinary demi-guy.

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[strange-gods]

our souls bowed down to the dust

[itscolossal]

A Beetle Tattoo Spreads its Wings in Tandem With its Owner’s Arm

[witchcraft-kid]

everybody thinks you’re kinda creepy and cool when you say you’re a witch until they see you collecting water under the rain and screaming at a jar

[queer-gladion]

reblog to drop kick a transphobe

[thebestoftumbling]

Snapcats!