So we beat on

Charlène. Bullshitting my way through life. Shyest person on earth. I love to draw.

[sandersstudies]

Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

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[french75studios]

Haunted House 2023

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[depsidase]

[guerrillatech]

[theladytrickster]

If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

[astrid-goes-for-a-spin]

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

[official-megumin]

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

[tavina-writes]

like to charge reblog to cast tbh

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[mandy-lane]

“Greta said, you know no one actually walks their Barbie down the steps to get into the car. You just take them from one thing and just plop them into the next thing.”

[thisrandombitch]

Croatia giving us pure Eurovision vibes

[silver-rings-and-rabbits]

Croatia you may give me nightmares but I’ll forgive you

[sisforsammi]

“They’ve styled themselves after late 60s Beatles… or the cast of Scooby Doo”

Graham, babes, you are not disappointing

[alymori]

this just FUCKS forever

such a simple but GENIOUS choice

[jarvishasthephonebox]

If anyone asks what the true spirit of Eurovision is send them this:

[aliciavikander]

if you're not dressed like this at eurovision you're doing something wrong

[inessencedevided]

Spain serving period blood vibes, kinda loving it

[wulfhalls]

Finland coming out of his sauna cage and he's doing just fine. also on his way to perform at the local fetish club and or participating in hooliganism

[katewalker]

CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thatiswhy]

Now That's What I Call Eurovision