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Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

swolleneyeball-deactivated20170

i fukcing hate this show

sugarkillsall

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

partlysmith

according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just forgot the cars

2002-honda-crv

roliepolie

@arr-jim-lad I’m CRYING is that actually a thing that happened, I can’t believe I’ve never heard this

arr-jim-lad

YES

jenpng

lumity’s first kiss

nyctaeus

Derek Jarman, ‘Blue’, 1973

floralquirks

How relevant this is now more than ever.

paulfrankjuliusthemonkey

anyway. onto better things

transmechanicus

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

vmprblood

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

transmechanicus

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

voidpants

tumblr user possiblyfrogking somehow completely unaware of the concept of shift work

vergess

It applies more to jobs like childcare, elder care, and healthcare, where there should be 4 hour direct-care shifts with 6-hour supervisory shifts. That means quintupling staff and making sure that all of that staff gets the same or better pay to the current rate, and that's how it should be.

The human brain cannot focus correctly on complex tasks for more than 4 hours, or simpler tasks for more than 6 per day. It can't. That's not how neurology works.

The fact that we've been conned into thinking the most difficult, highest value work tasks in the modern world (caring for those in need) should be done with the least regard for actual safety and effectiveness is obscene.

Capitalism fucking rots your soul, and convinces you that the most delicate and difficult work should be done by people too impoverished and exhausted to even see straight.

Shut the fuck up. Get a shorter work day and take a nap, then maybe you'll be able to see how backwards that line of thought is.

ruinedchildhood

jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

spokenitalics

@ mutuals this is how i see us

euryalus-deactivated20220430

me and my mutuals

longjump5o6

Literally anyone on still on here from 2012 or earlier

erwtas

the only pain I wanna feel in 2022 is from tattoo needles

toastbutteregg

naiveasf

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

beardedmrbean

kingscrown666

To be fair I thought it was a pregnancy test too

prismaticnazar-deactivated20220

Exact opposite energy of this post.

sunshine-tattoo

I think the two gents in these pics should kiss.

spartanxhunterx

They’re probably the same person

toastbutteregg

kimpossibooty

if you weren’t on this site when everyone got unreasonably horned up over the Peter Pan actor at Disneyland then you haven’t truly been witness to madness