Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.
I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

shark vs the universe
Misplaced Lens Cap
cherry valley forever
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
No title available
No title available
art blog(derogatory)
tumblr dot com
trying on a metaphor

Origami Around
Monterey Bay Aquarium

No title available

Kiana Khansmith

if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

#extradirty
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Three Goblin Art
almost home
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
@charleneyz
Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.
I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.
i fukcing hate this show
This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect
according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just forgot the cars
@arr-jim-lad I’m CRYING is that actually a thing that happened, I can’t believe I’ve never heard this
YES
lumity’s first kiss
Derek Jarman, ‘Blue’, 1973
How relevant this is now more than ever.
anyway. onto better things
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
tumblr user possiblyfrogking somehow completely unaware of the concept of shift work
It applies more to jobs like childcare, elder care, and healthcare, where there should be 4 hour direct-care shifts with 6-hour supervisory shifts. That means quintupling staff and making sure that all of that staff gets the same or better pay to the current rate, and that's how it should be.
The human brain cannot focus correctly on complex tasks for more than 4 hours, or simpler tasks for more than 6 per day. It can't. That's not how neurology works.
The fact that we've been conned into thinking the most difficult, highest value work tasks in the modern world (caring for those in need) should be done with the least regard for actual safety and effectiveness is obscene.
Capitalism fucking rots your soul, and convinces you that the most delicate and difficult work should be done by people too impoverished and exhausted to even see straight.
Shut the fuck up. Get a shorter work day and take a nap, then maybe you'll be able to see how backwards that line of thought is.
I am an old person and tumblr is the porch
@ mutuals this is how i see us
me and my mutuals
Literally anyone on still on here from 2012 or earlier
the only pain I wanna feel in 2022 is from tattoo needles
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK
To be fair I thought it was a pregnancy test too
Exact opposite energy of this post.
I think the two gents in these pics should kiss.
They’re probably the same person
if you weren’t on this site when everyone got unreasonably horned up over the Peter Pan actor at Disneyland then you haven’t truly been witness to madness
“Come along with me
And the butterflies and bees
We can wander through the forest
And do so as we please…”
otherwise it went well