MOVED TO @emma-Margery

no longer active on this account srry guys !!

[bastille]

Age: 17

Occupation: Dancing Queen

[charlie-is-bae]

HI

im not deleting this blog, but i am going to no longer be active and am moving to a new blog, @emma-margery !

[thegoombs]

Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.

[thegoombs]

I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???

[rikudera]

I feel like this is a good time to share the fact that Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.

[tullipsink]

Maybe I’m being a bit too emotional, but I love you I love you and you make waking up in the mornings a hell of a lot better for someone who was never exactly a morning person to begin with.

A.M// i think i like my mornings better when they start with you. (via tullipsink)

[tullipsink]

And in this life, I want to hold your hand and take you to places that makes us both feel alive.

A.M//and love you until you can feel it in your bones (via tullipsink)

[badlandsmood]

Colors // Halsey Requested by @tongueonfleek

[folklorestv]

Colors by Halsey

[evanisntdead]

[endless-puppies]

This little pupper is so excited to be exploring the outside world

[everythingfox]

A Wild Fox Appears!

Juniper the Fox

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you are trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

[kanashiba]

[chookiemunster]

Where’s the lie?

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

I’ve never hated a post more

[cozyatmosphereforyou-deactivate]

[drferox]

‘Temporary’ Names

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

[drferox]

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

He’s growing fast.

And getting into trouble

Happy post number 2500!

[zooophagous]

Tell Trashbag I love him

[lenacraft]

We love you Trashbag

[drferox]

Trash Bag chose Charmander.

[crystallineaffluence]

I love this

[justcallmeaphrabehn]

This is my cat Fork

[charlie-is-bae]

me, who gets up at roughly midday everyday: the days are so short!!! what the fuck!!! how do i have time to do anything!!!!!!

[twitterlols]

[drarryking]

I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do

[kirbycheatfurbymeat-deactivated]

[adamsmasher]

[glumshoe]

hope u get run over

Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.