✨Charlie✨

24 // queer & have had the same fixations since 2013 pronouns: he/she/they minors DNI!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[littleoblivions]

i’m not a big blog or a small blog i’m just an idiot

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[sisterdaniells]

boyfriend language.

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[amazzingphil]

not to be dramatic but if anything ever happened to him I would kill everyone on earth and then myself

[krissyjell-y]

I could talk about piss all day long!

[phillietemple]

they fell into it hard and fast in phantopia

[dpdailyupdate]

DanAndPhil on Instagram/TikTok!

26 May 2026

[dannyboyandpdawg]

Phannies: goddd they're so relaxed together at the chelsea flower show what a wonderful era we're in

Dan: my hair looks like SHIT

Phil: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FLOWERS

[dingusandpingus]

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

[diphowell]

thinking about “we kept some friendships going”

[diphowell]

like… pj starring in phil’s master’s thesis pre dan

to pj and sophie working on the video dan and phil made to come out as a couple after 16 years, the entirety of which pj was around for.

[syrren]

A comic adaptation of Zoe Leonard’s “I want a dyke for president” (1992) 

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[wilwheaton]

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[jiiin22]

[twofingerswhiskey]

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste