[charmander-charr]

me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

[slavery]

Friends: U got tumblr?

Me: Ya

Friends: what ya url

Me: fuck…idk

[reshipped]

[paintdeath]

Me

[thesongoflife-deactivated202203]

My meat: N-no you already did it 5 times….no more please!

Me:

[alovesogentle]

[blackmodel]

LEGENDS ONLY

[best-of-memes]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[gallicisme]

So there’s currently 562, 321 notes. If we considere that 80% of it are reblogs that leaves us with roughly 449, 857 persons having had sex with Susan. If we say the average time fo intercourse (foreplay included) is 20 minutes (at this point I feel sensible to point out that, as an ace, I actually have no fucking idea and Google wasn’t of great help), that gives us 8, 997, 140 minutes which is also about 149, 952 hours or 6, 248 days. 6, 248 days is roughly equal to 17 years. Susan spent 17 years getting fucked.

which raises the questions : how old are you ? how long have you been married ? what kind of fucking athlete is Susan ?

[greatfay]

a student athlete

[surprisebitch]

#stay grinding💯😩 #no sleep😴⏰ put in that work 🤔🏃🏾

[bob-belcher]

[ruinedchildhood]

[scatterdarknessscattersilence]

some assholes made an actual “up with cis bus”

[antifa-chaos-witch-deactivated2]

it’s going to be in these places on these dates, so…use this information however you see fit.

03/22/2017 New York NY 03/23/2017 New York NY 03/24/2017 New York NY 03/25/2017 New Haven CT 03/26/2017 New Haven CT 03/27/2017 Boston MA 03/28/2017 Boston MA 03/29/2017 Philadelphia PA 03/30/2017 Washington DC 03/31/2017 Washington DC

[zackisontumblr]

same

[ironcrag-deactivated20161218]

[weavemama]

can u imagine being one of the best humanitarians out there just to have headlines talk about your pregnancy instead of the work you put in with trying to help genocide/rape victims…..

[thecorporatebarbie-deactivated2]

why no one trusts american journalism part infinity…

[sailormixt-deactivated20170326]

YEKATERINA

PETROVNA

ZAMOLODCHIKOVA

BUT YOUR DAD JUST CALLS ME

K A T Y A

[no-chill-at-all]

[thedarkestlovee]

This the one!

[beyonslayed]

Stop

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

LMAO

[adventurer-in-my-wonderland338]

the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

[adventurer-in-my-wonderland338]

A SUPERNATURAL GIF HAS BEEN ADDED TO MY POST

I NOW OFFICIALLY AM A PART OF THE TUMBLR COMMUNITY

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

[adventurer-in-my-wonderland338]

CRYING

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

[glitch3lf]

WHO CHANGED IT TO DONKEY KONG

[gemstuff]

It’s better this way