Boiled

This is a place of ranting and laughter. More laughter than ranting. ^_^

[fennethianell]

Did anyone thought about this?

[rebelmeg]

WHY IS THIS SO CUTE?!

[thebootydiaries]

Me: @god why don't I have a boyfriend

God: I sent you one but u ain't like his eyebrows

[bbirdlube]

My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e5 | Secret Society Outfits

[vinesforall]

[boppin’ music playing]

Griffin: These are our secret society outfits! No, wait. [snaps fingers, catches top hat, beat of silence while he struggles to put it on] These are our secret society outfits.

Griffin: [at Travis] You look like a business man with an extremely specific fetish.

Travis: [amused] You look like a new character in Candyland that just steals Twizzlers.

Justin: [at Travis] You look like a, uh, vaudeville usher who’s trying for a management position.

Travis: [laughs] Justin, you look like a halloween costume to represent farts under a blanket!

Justin: [wheezes]

Griffin: Justin looks like rye bread that a cape got on.

Justin: [at Griffin, in a serious tone] You look like if hepatitis was a person.

Travis: [absolutely loses it, laughing heartily]

[incorrecttazquotes]

Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Taako (via incorrecttazquotes)

[malfishy]

*clenches fist*,, i love,, lucretia

[podcastwizard]

i’m davenport! i’m davenport.

[tismfantasia]

Griffin talking about fantasy Costco and people sending in item ideas and saying “we got in about 20 vaping based items” truly is the best line in adventure zone

[zackisontumblr]

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

[securityunit-ese]

it’s functional fashion

[securityunit-ese]

under snood for functional fashion

[thebootydiaries]

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

[brokebackboys]

“Barack obama is that some kind of sauce”

[archiemcphee]

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

[froggysquirrell]

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

i know it’s you tim mcgraw

[bodyglitter]

me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears

me 3 seconds later:

[turing-tested]

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

[owlwisdoms100]

Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See

[cheesesnax-deactivated20181015]

What is it?

[owlwisdoms100]

[cocoloveyume]