[a-gentle-yoink]

mission briefing

[sandmandaddy69]

[sooooootiiireddd]

I will not hide this

[bgm05]

[3000s]

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

If you don’t like me the delete your blog. I’m better than you and this site is mine.

[gojosbf]

Art References in Jujutsu Kaisen s3 opening: The Kiss - Gustav Klimt // The Scream - Edvard Munch // Ophelia - John Everett Millais // Dead mother l - Egon Schiele // Two Sleeping Children - Peter Paul Rubens // Camille Monet and a Child in the Artist's Garden in Argenteuil - Claude Monet // The Three Judges - Honoré Victorin Daumier

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[lakevida]

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

[lornaillustrates]

darkness & light, yin & yang ☯️

[uranium]

cant forgive one of my coworkers because our advisor came into the office and was giving us a very sad speech that he had to make us work more hours and he was very upset about this fact and we all had to be very somber listening to him when to my right this guys computer flashes into sleep mode which happens to reveal this image that i then had to look at and not lose my shit over even a little bit

[deadgenerations]

one of the biggest mistakes of the previous 2010s ish era of le Wokeisme was giving legitimacy and air to the sentiment that feelings of Fear and Discomfort were equivalent to actual endangerment and especially Violence. Not just because that is wrong and makes everyone stupider for believing it, but because it is rhetorically very useful for fascists. especially in their recruitment of women

[bedupolker]

"don't worry scientists will invent a way to solve climate change!" They already did... several times over... just the people who didnt like their solutions (cough cough oil companies) had enough cash to shut them up both legally and illegally

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[peachfromcmbyn]

I'm trying really hard to be woke about the Donald Trump blowing Bill Clinton rumors and being like gay sex is not funny when it's the funniest goddamn thing I've ever heard

[dogpuppy]