chasing comets

name's emily. 22 years of age. located in northern california. certified personal trainer. live in the gym.

[tittytron]

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

[chelle-the-evil-queen-deactivat]

i won’t lie

i am in fact an “attention whore”

i need to feel like i actually matter to people

i need to feel like i’m not a totally horrible person

i need to feel like there are people who love me

because i’m certainly not gonna do it myself

[waggington-deactivated20150109]

u start a mosh pit in my heart

[eukelades]

i wish i could be a youtuber but 

too awkward

don’t have a nice camera

not attractive enough

not interesting enough

not creative in any way

[perhfect]

THISSSSS

[zeldas-deactivated-deactivated2]

don’t talk to me i’ll get attached and hate everyone else that talks to you

[teenwitch98-deactivated20150628]

have you ever met someone who was so cute that it physically hurt

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

I love being told secrets tell me ur secrets but tell me interesting secrets don’t give me weak shit I’m not here for that go big or go home

[chasingcometss-blog-blog]

90% of conversations with me

me: who is that

me: what are you talking about

me: I don't know what that is

me: wait what

[earthdad]

i heard that clothes can give you a weird skin disease so you should probably take yours off right now please i am saying this for your health

[standingcowrrdly]

i hate saying stuff about myself in conversations or even saying “me too” because it feels like i’m always trying to turn the conversation around to make it about me because i’m a self-centered shitstick

[bigstupidbaby-deactivated201309]

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe 

[30casterlyrock-deactivated20130]

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

[tricycl]

tries to spell word

cannot spell word

uses different word

[kidagakash--nedakh]

Rearranges entire fucking sentence so I dont have to use that word

[chagak]

I see people getting married to people they’ve known for, like, a year and a half. A year and a half? Is that really enough time to get to know someone to know you want to spend the REST of your life with them? I mean, I’ve had sweaters for a year and a half and I was like, “What the fuck was I doing with this sweater?”

Aziz Ansari (via smokingcraic)

[toocooltobehipster]

i’m in my element

[renniesane-deactivated20180629]

Healthy Molten Lava Cake

As Requested

• 1/2 cup oat flour • 1/4 cup cocoa powder • 1/3 cup granulated stevia • 3 tbsp Greek yogurt OR applesauce • 3 Tbsp olive or coconut oil • 1 very large egg (or 1 egg, 1 white) • tsp vanilla and pinch baking soda

—> Preheat oven to 400 F and prepare 4 small ramekins

—> combine cocoa, sugar, applesauce and oil in a small bowl till smooth and glossy

—> whisk the egg in a separate bowl till light, then add to the cocoa mixture and beat some more

—> add in the flour and vanilla and stir until combined completely

—> Place ramekins / cups in a baking sheet and bake for 8-9 minutes till the edges are set but center is soft, then take out.

—> ENJOY! x

Renniesane / Tumble

Makes 4 cups, per cup: Calories: 250  Fat: 11 Protein: 8 Carbs: 26 Fiber: 5 Sugars: 12

[neverquitting-deactivated201401]