Follow Your Rainbow

Alyssa | now officially an old™ | Lived in Japan back in the States

[ibajo256]

[cinnamonghost23]

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[skellydun]

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[ralfmaximus]

More of this please, everywhere.

After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.

Even the local police are being cool about this.

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[chasingnightrainbows]

Just accepted a retail job. Interviewer guy was very scatterbrained, asked me for a start date I say anytime after the 20th... didn't realize but the day he chose for me to start training is a holiday

[bold-baddie]

[kafkaswasteddayz]

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[cheacegirl]

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

[gauntletknight]

All computer safety ever for the past 30 odd years: "if you go on the internet — especially if you're under 18 — lie about everything. Lie about your name. Lie about your age. Give as little information away about yourself as you possibly can. Obfuscate, falsify, and omit anything and everything as otherwise They Will Get Your Ass. Actually, avoid it in the first place if you can altogether."

All computer safety(?) since like 2020: "it's imperative we make every 8 year old scan a passport before letting them use their LeapFrog™️. Always-on connectivity required."

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

[kyaptainkiddo]

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[peachpulpeuse]

your teens are for repeatedly not killing yourself. your 20s are for having intellectual pretensions. your 30s are for making a reallyyyyy good cup of chai masala